The Ottawa Senators honoured Leafs play-by-play announcer Joe Bowen by showing a bunch of his calls of Sens goals over the past few seasons on the jumbotron 💀💀
Publisher: So you've given us a book about a big friendly giant, one about an enormous crocodile, and another where a granny grows as big as a house. What's new?
Roald Dahl: There's this peach...
Publisher: Is it -
Roald Dahl: It's fucking huge
The President of the United States woke up this morning and posted a 150-word personal attack on Bruce Springsteen.
Not on Iran. Not on the tariffs crashing global markets. Not on the recession warnings. Bruce Springsteen.
There is a standard psychological tool called the Hare Psychopathy Checklist. It has 20 items scored on a scale from 0 to 40. The cutoff for a diagnosis of psychopathy is 30.  The average person scores around 4. The average maximum security prisoner scores 22.  A panel of eminent psychiatrists assessed Trump before his 2024 sentencing in New York. He scored 36 out of 40. 
The 25th Amendment exists precisely for this. Section 4 allows the Vice President and a majority of the Cabinet to declare the president unable to carry out his duties.  It has never been used. In any normally functioning democracy, the bar would be far lower. Most leaders in that position resign themselves.
Instead, this one is on Truth Social at 7:58 AM calling a rock legend a dried-up prune.
America is fighting a war it cannot exit in Iran. Markets are in freefall. Allies are making alternative plans.
And the man with the nuclear codes is writing concert reviews.
Gandalv / @Microinteracti1
I see some being upset NYI has 40 wins but are out of playoffs. They only have 26 regulation wins.
If NHL had 3-2-1 format the East would be:
BUF 132
CAR 128
TBL 128
OTT 117
BOS 115
PIT 115
MTL 115
CBJ 114
NYI 111
DET 111
The same two teams would be out. OTT would be higher.
Fabian Zetterlund is currently riding a 13-game goalless drought. The last time he faced the Sharks he snapped a 10-game dry spell and went on to score five goals over the following eight games. Maybe a visit from his former team can get him going offensively