Jordan Corrigan

Round the decay of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare, the lone and level sands stretch far away.

[Jordan Corrigan @JordanMCorrigan]

@pattonoswalt He was angry, Patton!

[Jordan Corrigan @JordanMCorrigan]

@StephenKing So true. They’d promise a yard sale, and after an eternity, we’d be lucky to end up with a yard.

[Jordan Corrigan @JordanMCorrigan]

@ASlavitt Silence, wage slave! The sun is not meant for you!

[Jordan Corrigan @JordanMCorrigan]

@videogamedeals Body odor is a hoax perpetrated by the liberal media. Deodorant is for cucks.

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@pattonoswalt God, probably. Comedy, certainly. Made it about a minute in to his schtick about the MLB all-star game. You’re a better man than I.

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Finally, more and more Republican lawmakers are saying “Stop! This has gone on exactly long enough!”

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@PS5sales Finally got one :) thanks so much :)

[Jordan Corrigan @JordanMCorrigan]

@DWizz21 It’s “whittled”, but oof...

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@served_daily @SenSchumer Name checks out.

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@TheSpoonyOne At a ketamine clinic they’re about $500 per infusion (in MN), and it generally runs 6 infusions - still not a trifling amount of money, but certainly less than you think.

[Jordan Corrigan @JordanMCorrigan]

@atrupar “Extreme politicians”? I didn’t know @AOC skateboards...

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@Alyssa_Milano

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@SarahKSilverman Hey! Whoa! That’s demeaning to hockey pucks, as they’re at least useful for something.

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@AlexandraMPLS Further proof that this is the darkest timeline.

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@AlexandraMPLS Why do I feel like his being VP legitimized him instead of allowing him to fade out of memory like he should have?

[Jordan Corrigan @JordanMCorrigan]

@MeghanMcCain Reading comprehension is definitely your strong suit.

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@johnrobertsFox Stop it, you dumb asshole.

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@FB_BMB Ah, so that’s why it sucked...

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@AlexandraMPLS Yeah, there’s enough of it happening in Florida, though...