Jordan

BNE, Australia. No longer banned from Collision. Mostly tweets about wrestling, you’ve been warned.

[Rocco Botte @rocco_botte]

Masters of The Universe was guaranteed to be a flop SPECIFICALLY because they didn’t use this as the closing credits song

[greghall. @tofeelhealed]

“people have been trying to dim my sparkle all my life” and it’s a dork in a banana costume at a hardcore show

[Case @_InYourCase]

Mark Davis has been the best TV wrestler of 2026. Week after week, gem after gem. Continually blown away by him.

[brainbuster @brxinbusterr]

making my dad proud by doing pronoun jokes in 2026

[Jordan @JordanMSPP]

@JCup2013 Fucked fucker

[hugeasmammoth.films @hugeasmammoth_]

i love what pops up when you google widow’s bay

[Carson Pace @Carsondaoboys]

Static Dress easily gets AOTY man this album is cracked

[🐙🐙🐙 @PAturnpikefan]

Theyre doing this to me at work today

[Jordan @JordanMSPP]

Yeah https://t.co/y4i9sNW6GK

[the president of new zealand @kiwiviolence]

the post hardcore/emo pop/mall screamo resurgence is happening in real time. pretty crazy to see the tide shifting right before our eyes. the kids yearn for senses fail, underoath, and armor for sleep worship

[Otis P. Stinktrigger @HurtKull]

no i hate it more than them

[Jordan @JordanMSPP]

@FortuneFour_ Horned up old man (I have not seen a second of her work)

[Gabe Becerra @GabeThePigeon]

Its been long enough but I think,

the Balmora LP is very good & that most of you are DUMB 😝

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I’ve just heard someone call an AI slop sympathizer a “cogsucker,” and I’m not sure the English language has anything left to give after that.

[the president of new zealand @kiwiviolence]

thank you for the venom riff smokes so many metalcore riffs it’s not even funny

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

pronouncing gen ai like forrest gump

[brandon* @brndxix]

wdym war on protein, they’re literally putting that shit in doritos

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

The people at Spectrum think I'm just some dumb hick. They said that to me, at a dinner. https://t.co/Adc6TAmBe0

[frostzy @lmkifiwin]

> be Disney
> spend $165 million and 7 years making a new Star Wars movie
> first one in theaters in 7 years
> open it on Memorial Day with 4,300 theaters and the entire Lucasfilm marketing machine
> take #1 for the weekend. finally
> then Monday comes
> lose to Obsession
> lose to Obsession again Tuesday
> lose to Obsession again Wednesday
> Obsession is a horror movie made for under $1 million
> it went UP 39% in its second weekend. yours opened below Solo
> a movie that cost less than your craft services budget just retook #1

you brought Star Wars back to theaters after 7 years. it got out-grossed on a Wednesday by a wish-granting toy from a movie 200 times cheaper.