Just Call Me Jordan

Attorney, Philanthropist, BadAss Latina, So Good at My Job that I'm Practically AI, & I'm not here to be liked 🤣
(I still don't like Tom Cruise)

[Just Call Me Jordan @JordanMarq54914]

I would love to say I missed this place but I don't. Unlike hiding lying loser @TomCruise, I actually do kind of save the world. One court case at a time. Some of us have real jobs, based in REALITY, requiring more than a couple of braincells rubbing. I don't like Tom Cruise. 🤷🏿‍♀️

[Just Call Me Jordan @JordanMarq54914]

@baned03 @samischwalen @verybrookie @TomCruise There won't ever be any movies with them both appearing in them. It would be like throwing napalm on a dumpster fire. People are not going to forget the fake PR showmance. Warner Brothers won't forget-they were duped. Nobody wants to do business with a liar. PR can't spin that.

[Just Call Me Jordan @JordanMarq54914]

@baned03 @TomCruise It had the complete opposite effect. Ana, I think, in her own way is trying to subtly tell the world by being in public with her friends that she's single. First, Bad Bunny concert & the recent California pic. Tom is hiding. He thinks his fans are dumb & will forget. They won't.

[Just Call Me Jordan @JordanMarq54914]

@baned03 @TomCruise There's nothing new about Tom & Ana because there's never been a "Tom & Ana". It was a PR fabrication to get funding for a movie & it failed epically. Tom's hiding & trying to ride out the tabloid gossip fest but it's not ever going to go away. It's tabloid click bait.

[Just Call Me Jordan @JordanMarq54914]

I would love to say I missed this place but I don't. Unlike hiding lying loser @TomCruise, I actually do kind of save the world. One court case at a time. Some of us have real jobs, based in REALITY, requiring more than a couple of braincells rubbing. I don't like Tom Cruise. 🤷🏿‍♀️

[Just Call Me Jordan @JordanMarq54914]

@baned03 @samischwalen @verybrookie They were never together. This was staged PR for Deeper funding & we all know how that went. That movie idea disappeared with the fake PR showmance. I literally hear people's brain cells die every single time they push @TomCruise & Ana's 🐂💩. Stop sniffing tabloid ink. 🤣

[Just Call Me Jordan @JordanMarq54914]

@dearmasarchive I laugh at the people who see this photo and think she's pregnant. Apparently, the ink from the toilet paper tabloids got in their eyes. She was at Bad Bunny like a couple weeks ago with a fitted dress & flat stomach. This dress is poofy over her couchie 😜 not her belly 🤷🏿‍♀️.

[Just Call Me Jordan @JordanMarq54914]

@baned03 @anadearmasdaily I worry about the level of dumb that people allow themselves to sink to when they invest themselves in tabloid showmance garbage that existed purely for funding and failed so badly that @TomCruise will likely never get funding again. Good job tabloid toilet paper readers!

[Just Call Me Jordan @JordanMarq54914]

@baned03 I saw response after I looked him up, 😂. I'm so tired of all the @TomCruise & Ana bull 💩. The more people couple them together, the longer they'll both be unemployed. Warner Brothers isn't ever going to forget the epic PR funding bluff from July. Keep stirring the pot people😂

[Just Call Me Jordan @JordanMarq54914]

@nazaredemi @TomCruise I doubt Tom's upset. He's too busy hiding. Can't do real PR for someone who pushes a showmance for funding & then hides like a coward when it doesn't go his way. He thinks avoidance is going to make people forget but it's not. He knows how to speak & be seen when he wants to 🤷🏿‍♀️.

[Just Call Me Jordan @JordanMarq54914]

I wasn't going to say anything but I just heard a tidbit of gossip @TomCruise that I hope is true, only because it will destroy the rest of your career. Are you shacking up with Nicole Kidman? Moved on from pedo to homewrecker. So much for Scientologists having impulse control.🤷🏿‍♀️

[Just Call Me Jordan @JordanMarq54914]

@Dexerto That explains why Hollywood is full of garbage 🤷🏿‍♀️.

[Just Call Me Jordan @JordanMarq54914]

@nazaredemi @TomCruise CAA's top earners list fluctuates & PP isn't on the top. I don't think TC feels threatened or bothered by anything other than the flop of his showmance. Besides PP is too inappropriately handsy with female co-stars. CAA will need to find a new excuse. No one believes in "Anxiety"

[Just Call Me Jordan @JordanMarq54914]

@TayCris36535643 @nazaredemi @TomCruise I'm just asking who they're referring to. I've not fallen for anything. They're saying "Peruvian actor" and I'm trying to figure out who they mean. I know more than a few people at CAA. I don't have to guess or read gossip rags for my information. So, what's your point 🤷🏿‍♀️

[Just Call Me Jordan @JordanMarq54914]

@nazaredemi @TomCruise Are you talking about Pedro Pascal? If you are, he's Chilean, not Peruvian.

[Just Call Me Jordan @JordanMarq54914]

@nazaredemi @TomCruise That relationship wasn't true love. Pure narcissism. He'd already planned his move to Penelope Cruz before he even filed for divorce. He thinks lust is the same as love. And that's very sad, even for someone as old as he is. OLD.

[Just Call Me Jordan @JordanMarq54914]

@ELISNGELATEIX16 @TomCruise It's a featured story not a cover in Vogue Mexico.

[Just Call Me Jordan @JordanMarq54914]

Okay, I'm bored with you @TomCruise . You're a grown man with a voice in a decent position to be heard and the only thing you use it for is to perform as a vagina in a showmance for funding money. You live in the UK where teenage girls get raped daily, how 'bout use it for that.

[Just Call Me Jordan @JordanMarq54914]

@ELISNGELATEIX16 @TomCruise it was released in Vogue Mexico, digital and print