Jordan McKenzie

Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.

[Jordan McKenzie @JordanMcKenz]

@krlstenmckenzie @StubHub PSA to all: DO NOT buy tickets from @stubhub. Their ticket guarantee appears to be that nothing is guaranteed at all.

[Jordan McKenzie @JordanMcKenz]

@ilmiosognovero @krlstenmckenzie @sleclair09 "where does that go?!"

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@AshleeCA @krlstenmckenzie @sleclair09

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@hayleyr2510 @krlstenmckenzie @sleclair09 JLAW! 😍

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@001Vyer @krlstenmckenzie

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@ahung @krlstenmckenzie @sleclair09

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@yeppers99 @krlstenmckenzie

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@kristenandsteph @krlstenmckenzie

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@kristephAdvn2rs @WildMindTravel @krlstenmckenzie @sleclair09

[Jordan McKenzie @JordanMcKenz]

Each year 1.5 billion plastic pods go into Canadian landfill. To be part of the solution go to https://t.co/pe8um4DJbQ #MuskokaRoastery #CompostablePods

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🤓⚡️ https://t.co/GdLQKYl6Eh

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Today's the day Albus Severus Potter boards the Hogwarts Express at King's Cross for the first time #19yearslater ⚡️

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@hayleytonic Hahaha thanks @hayleytonic .. you see I would but I'm clearly too busy working... 🙊📝

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@krlstenmckenzie @sleclair09 🖊📐📎✂️👩‍💻

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@sleclair09 @krlstenmckenzie Also this. I'm not sure you can properly tell I'm a giraffe? But I am. #Africa

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@sleclair09 @krlstenmckenzie My feelings:

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Tina Fey with the sanest response to #Charlottesville of all https://t.co/y8vqH6ySo3 via @crooksandliars

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@buttahnbenzo @krlstenmckenzie @sleclair09 Hahah oh my gosh I love this! Poor Davey getting his face smushed 😂💕

[Kristen McKenzie @krlstenmckenzie]

holy fuck, meryl. 🙏🏽

[Vogue Magazine @voguemagazine]

Ryan Gosling's message to Eva Mendes was one of the sweetest moments of the #GoldenGlobes. https://t.co/cXtfumlJNl