Jordan McKinley

prove my header wrong and I’ll marry you

[Jordan McKinley @JordanMcKinley_]

my senior quote is out and im LIVIN. to all the high school sweethearts: the challenge is on

[Jordan McKinley @JordanMcKinley_]

@Mal_foote SUCH GOOD NEWSSSS🤍🤍

[Sabrina @NerdyAndQuirky]

this like the exact opposite of that pokemon go summer

[jamie ❤︎ @mytjamie]

the corona virus needs to be gone by may... i have concerts to attend

[Jordan McKinley @JordanMcKinley_]

@GilbertEden @taylorswift13 bruh i clearly was NOT ready for that pic, i look so mad lmao but you look cute so i get it

[Maruf @m3aruf]

i’m sorry i roasted you i was trying to flirt

[Jordan McKinley @JordanMcKinley_]

@Ashleys_Music so proud of you! ❤️ love you always

[Jordan McKinley @JordanMcKinley_]

@jordanhc23 when you gonna deliver your proposal to @GilbertEden

[Jordan McKinley @JordanMcKinley_]

@alexluther__ the struggle is truly knowing that more people have said to me “your LAUGH is funny” and not enough have said “YOU’RE funny” and i think that goes to show that my jokes are either severely unappreciated or overall just terrible

[orion @orionvanessa]

you ever feel so left out and isolated from the people you love but are too afraid of saying anything because you don’t want them to feel obligated to include you and make you feel like a pity invite

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

me: *can't twerk*
also me at every song i hear:

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

Does everyone remember when. PokemonGo was really big like 2 years ago and a majority of the population was outside aimlessly wandering the streets with no destination other than to just hatch their eggs? Or was that just a weird fever dream I had

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Me: *says anything*

My friends:

[Erica @eerrriiicaa]

Is he hot or is he just really funny

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Ladies, if he's:
- Possessive
- Confusing
- Never where he's supposed to be
...He's not your man. He's an apostrophe

[wwan @wordsweallneed]

there is nothing quite as beautiful as someone coming to you in a valley you once walked through and being able to talk to them about what God taught you in that season of life.

it’s like “ok, God. even if i went through that only to help this one person it was worth it.”

[Bob @PoopFromDaButt]

hopefully one of these days an airline will end up losing all of my emotional baggage

[kkay @kkalene_]

*guy with 25 red flags

Me: