Jordan Meade

GU 2020 💕

[Jordan Meade @JordanMeade1301]

I’ve had four cups of coffee and it’s not even 7:30 🙃

[Jordan Meade @JordanMeade1301]

I was at school for 11 hours (classes and exams no studying here). 11. Now there’s still studying to do and all the basic functions of daily life to carry out. I’m tired. Send help to the med students we are not okay.

[Jordan Meade @JordanMeade1301]

Dear student loan collectors,
Stop asking for my money. I am still in school.
Sincerely stressed and broke student.
P.s. you’re adding to my stress so knock it off

[Jordan Meade @JordanMeade1301]

@PopTartsUS You’re finally making Gluten Free poptarts!?

[Jordan Meade @JordanMeade1301]

First marriage class ✅

[Jordan Meade @JordanMeade1301]

I now have scientific evidence that it is wrong and bad for you to eat a steak well done. This is my greatest life achievement at this point and time.

[formerly known as “put atla back on netflix” @iampimone]

trayvon martin was the first time, for many people in this generation, to witness injustice against black people in real time in the media, it was a moment that changed how i view this country and will always be something i remember. happy birthday trayvon

[Jordan Meade @JordanMeade1301]

@samyankulov Me too.

[Jordan Meade @JordanMeade1301]

I will never understand girls who are mean just to be mean and tear them down and spread false rumors. BE NICE #BachelorNation

[Jordan Meade @JordanMeade1301]

Can we take a second and laugh at the @Match’s commercial that calls 2021 ‘considerate’ and ‘not into politics’ because lol.

[Jordan Meade @JordanMeade1301]

If @Oreo can make gluten free Oreos, then @PopTartsUS can make gluten free poptarts!!!

[Jordan Meade @JordanMeade1301]

If anyone wants to know what medical school is like : quarantine yourself for two weeks with only textbooks. After one week take an exam on the entire textbook. Go out for groceries. Repeat entire process.

[Jordan Meade @JordanMeade1301]

Nothing like medical school to make you mentally unstable

[Jordan Meade @JordanMeade1301]

Reminder that the bride gets to post picture of her own wedding before anyone else.

[Jordan Meade @JordanMeade1301]

Not sure if the movie should be called “Bambi” or “the start of veganism”

[Jordan Meade @JordanMeade1301]

@clarky_06 Ik apparently it’s not common fact. She thought it was different from the corn off the cob and I had to explain. I was like what you don’t know about sweet corn?! 😲

[Jordan Meade @JordanMeade1301]

I realized I was definitely from Ohio when my roommate asked what kind of corn sweet corn was, if that was the kind on cob. Was very surprised not everyone knows about sweet corn.

[Jordan Meade @JordanMeade1301]

Can someone tell me how 60% dark has less calories and carbs than 72%??? Seems counterintuitive

[Jordan Meade @JordanMeade1301]

@samyankulov Me too man me too