Jordan Meals

I’ve done a little bit of a whole lot. he/him

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

- DOGE? Failed
- Tariffs? Failed
- Epstein? Failed
- ICE? Failed
- Iran? Failed
- Inflation? Failed

Worst President in history.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Americans realizing they spent $75 billion fighting Iran, then another $300 billion rebuilding Iran, just to reopen the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the war started

[Michael O’Brien @DrOBrienMD]

Y’all, not to be a huge nerd but for the reflecting pool you would need a minimum of about 8,000 liters of 12% hydrogen peroxide to reach the 50 parts per million concentration to kill algae…

Is this what happens when you have 0 scientists in your administration?

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran. This could pay for:

— Student debt elimination for 7.6M Americans
— An end to homelessness in America
— Healthcare subsidies for 22M Americans for nearly a decade
— Medicaid coverage for 3.2M Americans for a decade
— Food assistance for 41M Americans for 3 years
— Federal cancer research for 40+ years
— Free school lunch for every kid in America for over 4 years
— Replacing every lead pipe in America
— Free pre-K for every child in America for over 7 years

[Covie @covie_93]

BREAKING: United States becomes the first country in history to pay $300 billion to a country they defeated 50 times in one war.

[Antifa HR Director @berniehoe2]

SURE WISH COPS LIKED HUNTING DOWN AND SHOOTING PEDOS AS MUCH AS THEY LIKE SHOOTING PEOPLE’S DOGS

[Evan Sowards @EvanSowards]

This dog ran outside excited as hell and the LAPD shot and killed it. You don’t hate police enough.

[Jordan Meals @JordanMeals]

He’s an idiot lol

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

The delusion here is incredible. First, there was never anything edgy about The Office, but to say this when the two longest running comedies still being made today are South Park and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia lol

[Jordan Meals @JordanMeals]

@ABC How did I (nothing more than an average shark enthusiast) immediately see the photo and go “oh how cool a goblin shark” but the researcher scientist back in 2019 didn’t know what they were looking at? 🤔

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Reuters: US JUDGE ORDERS TRUMP ADMINISTRATION TO REINSTALL SIGNS, EXHIBITS IT REMOVED FROM NATIONAL PARKS DISCUSSING TOPICS LIKE SLAVERY, CLIMATE CHANGE

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

He thinks the same thing about the age of consent btw

[Nateinthewild | Nate Luebbe @nateinthewild]

These need to be mandatory on every highway in America. Incredible value for the ecosystem AND motorists.

[JB Thinkin™️ @JBThinkin]

STAGED Assassination Attempt (Butler) UPDATE: Butler, PA Sheriff’s Office reportedly exchanged EMAILS with gunman Thomas Matthew Crooks BEFORE the incident!!
The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) was forced to release heavily redacted documents that revealed Thomas Matthew Crooks, trump’s would-be “assassin”, had exchanged emails with a Butler County Sheriff’s deputy prior to his attack on July 13, 2024.
Judicial Watch forced the FBI to make dozens of documents public through a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) lawsuit, revealing that the deputy exchanged two emails with Crooks before the assassination attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania. The heavily redacted document was part of an FBI electronic communication titled “Disc of 5 Deputies of Butler County Sheriff’s Office” conducted on July 16, 2024, which compiles interviews the bureau conducted with deputies.
The file indicates that a deputy had “checked her emails and records and only had two email communications” from Crooks. The nature of the communication was redacted, and the unnamed deputy said she had not had any “personal interaction” with Crooks.
WHY redacted? What was that conversion? What are they hiding??
Remember how I reported the Butler Chief of Police retired just one month before the incident and my earlier reports outlined how local law enforcement seemed coordinated in the effort to allow Crooks to get into position, even after several eye witnesses were pointing him out. This further indicates a multi-faceted scheme, complete with local law enforcement and the Secret Service to pull off the greatest HOAX in the history of American Politics! STAGED!!

[Shane Cashman @ShaneCashman]

There’s literally nothing weird about Thomas Matthew Crooks emailing a deputy from Butler, PA before the assassination attempt. It’s not weird that he practiced shooting at the same range Homeland Security used. It’s not weird that the local police and Secret Service spotted Crooks with a rangefinder, photographed him, and texted about him for over an hour and still let him climb the roof with a rifle. It’s not weird that the Secret Service wasn’t flying drones that day, but Crooks was. It’s not weird that Butler was the first Trump rally of the year with Secret Service anti-sniper agents on the roofs. It’s not weird that Crooks’ house looked like a sterile lab with no trash or silverware. And it’s not weird that his body was cremated ten days later before Congress could see it. This is like when people say the CIA was shadowing Oswald before he, and he alone, shot JFK.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

>foreign nation

[Jordan Meals @JordanMeals]

I can’t stop laughing at this

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

A robot in China wearing a clown wig roundhouse kicked a child in the stomach

[KDKA @KDKA]

A bird that has been extinct in the wild for nearly 40 years was born at Pittsburgh's National Aviary.
https://t.co/bKImOLFh9L

[Tom Steyer @TomSteyer]

Donald Trump is not a fan of free and fair elections, but we already knew that.

California: We count every ballot. Thank you for your patience as we give democracy time to work.

[ABC News @ABC]

In what authorities are calling an "astonishing" testament of human survival, a Mount Everest sherpa was found alive on Thursday after he went missing six days ago on the world's tallest mountain. https://t.co/sPemAFUsfa

[Jordan Meals @JordanMeals]

This is incredible news. Truly hope he can make a full recovery.

[Everest Today @EverestToday]

BREAKING: Missing climber Dawa Sherpa is found alive on Mt Everest.