Jordan Miller

Just a boy on Twitter. Waiting for something good to happen. -UC '20-

[Jordan Miller @JordanMiller845]

Life Aspirations: I just want to be rich enough to buy all the things from my wish list on Amazon. @amazon #Amazon

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

BIG news! Fat Bear Week will take place from September 23-30. The chubby cubby appetizer, Fat Bear Junior, will kick off on September 18-19. Stay tuned for bracket reveals, bear bios, and more details.

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Every day for the next ten days is going to be the same backwards (palindromic date):

5/20/25
5/21/25
5/22/25
5/23/25
5/24/25
5/25/25
5/26/25
5/27/25
5/28/25
5/29/25

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

Orange cat behavior!!

[✨ @allaboutcamari]

Just a reminder when the judge leave at 5 today they don’t return until MONDAY morning. That’s a long time to sit in jail.

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

Wanna hear something scary?
You have to go to work tomorrow.

[scary ruby innes @rubyinnes]

why does yoshi throw it back in a melancholy way when it comes third in mario party 10

[Jordan Miller @JordanMiller845]

*sniffs* “Smells like Day Drinking”

[Morissa Schwartz 📚 (Dr. Rissy) @MorissaSchwartz]

World’s tallest building 🤩

[Bengals Super Fans!! @archiecarbone]

What the fuck is this shit??

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

"santa isn't real" ok, I literally saw him at the mall

[Jordan Miller @JordanMiller845]

When your roomie is a hater…

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

i don't chase anyone... but for you? i'd put my crocs in sport mode

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

YEAH I’m down to go out again tonight

[Jordan Miller @JordanMiller845]

That’s my chilito making hand!

[Jordan Miller @JordanMiller845]

Imagine if Apple CarPlay had the lyrics to your songs on the screen for car karaoke…

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

siblings: *breathes*

me: get tf out of my room if you gon' be making all that noise

[titsay 𓆏 @titsay]

a potion is brewing