Jordan Montello

Extortion, snortin, supportin abortion. Pathological liar. Blowin shit out of proportion.

[Hribi @Hribson]

Will Smith says his Google-listed $350,000,000 net worth means nothing because he has bought everything he ever wanted and it still could not make him happy

Speedy: “A quick Google search says that your net worth is $350,000,000, is that actually accurate?”

“Will Smith: I don't even know, man. I don't, I don't discuss such things.”

“What what happens is you just realize none of it can make you happy. And you know, once you've bought everything you want and there's literally nothing on Earth else that you want to buy, you know, I just wish that was a gift that everybody could have.”

“Because there's nothing that material can do to satisfy you. It's like drinking salt water, you'll just never get enough, you're just going to make yourself more and more thirsty.”

“That can actually be scary when you realize that no relationship, that no money, that no kids, like there's literally nothing that can make you happy. That happy is an internal, full frontal contact with your Dark Night of the Soul.”

[Jordan Montello @JordanMontello]

@RoxyLasVegas Sad to see Aqueduct go

[Jordan Montello @JordanMontello]

@BENBALLER Rory repeat

[Jordan Montello @JordanMontello]

@andrewssports @southpointlv @RampartCasino What’s the longest odds you remember seeing winning this?

[Jordan Montello @JordanMontello]

@Petecarma @colincowherd @gregcosell Love @gregcosell so much insight. Haven’t seen him for years he’s great on Colin’s show one of my favorites

[Jordan Montello @JordanMontello]

@Petecarma I love taking underdogs it’s the way to go for sure

[Jordan Montello @JordanMontello]

@Petecarma I agree Pete like this pick a lot hope it goes well

[Jordan Montello @JordanMontello]

@andrewssports Loved Jimmy’s posts congrats on retirement Jimmy

[Jordan Montello @JordanMontello]

@megsxzum Eminem as the world turns

[Jordan Montello @JordanMontello]

@The_SummerMan Bet everything you’re worth you lose your tie and your shirt

[Mr. T @MrT]

It sure felt good to be back home in Church, on Sunday. There’s no better place for me to be! I would be a Fool And I would have to Pity myself if I neglected to Pray, and thank GOD for all the Blessings that he has Blessed upon me! #SundayThoughts

[Jordan Montello @JordanMontello]

@JimmyVaccaro Your guess is as good as mine Jimmy

[Jordan Montello @JordanMontello]

@JimmyVaccaro It’s Mother’s Day Jimmy!

[Jordan Montello @JordanMontello]

@tequilaabae My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high. The only problem was, my English teacher was a guy

[Jordan Montello @JordanMontello]

@JimmyVaccaro He could slam dunk Jimmy pretty impressive he’s shorter than me

[Jordan Montello @JordanMontello]

There sure are a lot of ugly people in my neighborhood

[Jordan Montello @JordanMontello]

@RoxyLasVegas I need an opening day winner

[Jordan Montello @JordanMontello]

@JimmyVaccaro Poor cinderelly

[Jordan Montello @JordanMontello]

@bp22 Can’t even imagine it