Onform__JordiAlba

Graphic designer. Skies the limit. #TeamBarcelona

[Butcher🐐 @MOB_gathinji]

Hapa moi avenue kuna mkisii ameona mzungu akashout "Ebola! Ebola!" waah tumekimbia mangai

[James @MrJamesKe]

"Hello Trump, Ongeza 20B nichukue mpaka wa Hantavirus."

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Not a single Real Madrid player has made Spain’s World Cup squad 🇪🇸

[OPUK™ @ItsOpuk]

Other employees: Dear HR, there's no single matatu or cab coming to town today

That one mf snitch employee:

[Jungle @jwaweruh]

50 cent was right when he said, death must be easy, cause living is hard.

[Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @woofknight]

Apparently, “Morning, bitches” is not considered a “team-oriented greeting” at work.

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

Paying someone a salary of under KSh 30,000 in Nairobi for a 9-to-5 job, 5 to 6 days a week, should be declared illegal and inhumane!

[Jay 💫 @Jayyakamii]

Being black in a corporate is funny because why am I more cool with the security guards and cafeteria staff than my actual coworkers? 😂😂😂

[Oυтραcє ✹ @pop_outpace_]

Nairobi ukiwa na tamaa unageuzwa client

[GRAVE @Graveyard_KE]

Ule police aliambiwa anaishi kwa kikombe najua hawezi sahau iyo

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

Pipeline kuna jiko ya chapo haijawai zima kutoka 2015

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

Nimepatana na kijana anajiita "you will forfeit" huko Efootball,,,imebidi niforfeit bana😂

[Bush💀 @Bush_tf]

Peanut Butter Huwa na Hasira Sana,It's Either irarue mkate ama ikunyonge

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

New data from KNBS indicates that the phrase "Pia wewe usineletee" has an 66.5% success rate of escalating an argument to a fist fight.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

when i say "i will figure it out" it means i will just adapt to whatever new level of hell is coming

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

Going to sleep in the Middle East knowing theres a chance I will get wiped off of the face of the earth in my sleep

[𝗛EE𝐌 @6enteke]

ukipitisha blunt yako kwa chain irudi ikiwa nyongi

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Revising for Exams First Question

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

me, ‘cause i always make a comeback from any situation:

[vicscorpse 🇵🇸 ☭ @vicscorpse]

@barcanation6 Can he play against Atletico?