Jordan Nodal

[Jordan Nodal @JordanNodal]

When I was 18 I used to go out like 4 times a week and be fine. I went out last night for the first time since moving and literally cannot move from my bed. I’m aging at an alarming rate.

[Jordan Nodal @JordanNodal]

@tonebone_44 Lemme guess, my girl Natalie?

[Nicole Polizzi @snooki]

Omg i never saw this! Pink came for me? The fuckkkkk lol

[SJRE LP 2 @cleamingthegube]

We recognize concerns that our band "romanticizes sadness", but there are emo bands that do far worse. There are some that romanticize Ohio.

[𝔟𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔱 @fangsxbangs]

Happy Bella Swan depression awareness month to all that celebrate

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

oh your boyfriend’s a doctor? well my boyfriend is now the coach of an imaginary football team for the next 4 months

[Jordan Nodal @JordanNodal]

@livmoniquee Wtf

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Today, the Supreme Court not only reversed nearly 50 years of precedent, it relegated the most intensely personal decision someone can make to the whims of politicians and ideologues—attacking the essential freedoms of millions of Americans.

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

Can we normalize saying “I don’t know enough to have an opinion.”

[trash jones @jzux]

no offense but i literally could not care less that kim kardashian messed up marilyn monroe’s dress. i will never afford a home

[Jordan Nodal @JordanNodal]

@manderssssss 1994 and 1995 Best Pictures Nominees were next level: Shawshank, Forest Gump, Titantic, Schindler’s List, etc.

[Khloé @khloekardashian]

Rewatching this part is uncomfortable but I love and appreciate my family more than I can express. Praise the Lord I have them for the res for my life ❤️❤️❤️ #TheKardashians

[Jordan Nodal @JordanNodal]

@paradiso96 SAME

[JT @paradiso96]

watching Kim K studying for her bar exam without makeup on was truly inspiring….i love herrrrrr

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Since I’ve been asked a lot:

Buy stock in several companies that make products & services that *you* believe in.

Only sell if you think their products & services are trending worse. Don’t panic when the market does.

This will serve you well in the long-term.

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

New Toro Y Moi and Steve Lacy albums on the horizon 🫡🪩🫠

[ur not my boss @XsistermeghanX]

I hate LA… just saw my garbage man for the first time and he’s gorgeous

[Jordan Nodal @JordanNodal]

@VenmoSupport hi Venmo, I’m having trouble logging back into my account. I’ve changed my password and a server error keeps appearing. Can you help me get into my account?

[brad @crawficial]

Everybody just watching Kanye and liking his posts like he’s not actively emotionally abusing his ex in front of the world. I’m no Kim K fan but this shit out of hand.