Jordan Nunes

Sports, Data, Analytics, FPL ⚽️⚾️🎾🏀🏈

[Jordan Nunes @JordanNunes123]

Take your precious time dont worry @Outlook

[Harry Kane @HKane]

Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆

[Jordan Nunes @JordanNunes123]

Seeing that “Your Account” message in the subject when going through your emails has to be one of the worst feelings ever.

You just know it’s them banning you or limiting you for no reason (reason being you win regularly)

[Jamie @JamieMogz15]

One dog bet😂😂😂😂

[Jordan Nunes @JordanNunes123]

@bet365 Would be nice if your site could actually allow us to place bets?

Always happens with you guys right before the games start it’s like you do this on purpose

[Jordan Nunes @JordanNunes123]

USC lets talk

[USC Women's Basketball @USCWBB]

We see you Jazzy!

📺 NBC

[Jay from Thessalonica @JaySonTafari]

Camera Man couldn’t believe what he was seeing. He had to double up 😂

[Jordan Nunes @JordanNunes123]

?!?!? That went in wtf are we doing here

[On3 @On3]

WATCH: PITT SURVIVES AFTER A VIRGINIA TECH MISSED FIELD GOAL TO STAY UNDEFEATED

(via ESPN)

[Jordan Nunes @JordanNunes123]

Also gesture of goodwill is hilarious these guys are such crooks

[Jordan Nunes @JordanNunes123]

If you ever needed proof that bullying actually works

[bet365 Help @bet365help]

@Mk3Gabs Following a further review, bets on England to miss their first penalty have now been resettled as winners as a gesture of goodwill. Thank you for your feedback regarding the rules, this has been passed on to the relevant team.

[Jordan Nunes @JordanNunes123]

Drinks on me today.

United hopefully getting 2 extra league titles because of this

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/Muxqp4beK9

[Jordan Nunes @JordanNunes123]

Those being the only 2 options killing me

[jnn @jenngaly]

Bitches out here 22 tryna be a housewife girl be a hoe

[trapper/rapper @lonthecelebrity]

You can’t dismantle anything when you can’t read a book or the room

[Jordan Nunes @JordanNunes123]

@OfficialFPL Doing a lot of tweeting instead of updating the FPL tables.

Just put my Groß autosub bench points for Joao Pedro in the bag man

[Jordan Nunes @JordanNunes123]

@shaq_boss94 Love the dawg but he does talk too much

[Jordan Nunes @JordanNunes123]

Yeah doing too much now

[Bayern & Germany @iMiaSanMia]

Lamine Yamal appears to take aim at Harry Kane in his most recent statements about the Ballon d'Or: "I think the Ballon d'Or should go to the best player in the world, period. Not to a player who's scored 80 goals, because when you score 80 goals, you get the 'top scorer' award for that. These are very different things that people aren't understanding. The best player in the world is the one that, as a commentator, you’re watching a game and enjoying - you see him and think, ‘He’s a player who is very different from everyone else.’. - When the award goes to the best, not the one who scores the most goals or the one who has won the most titles, then it will regain its true value." [@MPlusDeportes]

[Jordan Nunes @JordanNunes123]

World Class bottling from Ohio State fair enough.

Up 20 points to Texas and still somehow couldn’t see it over the line, missed field goal at the end to make it even funnier.

[Jordan Nunes @JordanNunes123]

This account tweeting the actual timeline of 9/11 and the events before and after really puts things in a totally different perspective.

Crazy looking at it from this point of view

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

This is just coming in: there appears to be a major fire on the upper floors of one of the towers of the World Trade Center in New York City.

Reports claim that a small plane, either a Cessna or a private jet, accidentally flew into the tower around the 80th floor, due to either an air traffic control communications error or a malfunction on the aircraft.

The dozens of victims are in our thoughts. We will continue to monitor rescue and repair surrounding this alarming accident.

[Jordan Nunes @JordanNunes123]

Don’t piss me off.

Why would you ever refuse coin flips like this? $100 to play and you have a 50/50 chance to win $125. You are mathematically more likely to profit even if it’s just a one time try

[Niko @0xNiko1]

An MIT professor offered his class a coin flip: win $125 or lose $100. Most students said no. Then he proved refusing was the smart move, and it explains why you're bad with money.

The bet is a steal on paper. Flip a coin, win $125 or lose $100. Do the math and you come out $12.50 ahead on average. It's what economists call a more than fair bet. Most of the room still turned it down.

They weren't being dumb. They were being human.

Here's the idea underneath it. You don't actually care about dollars, you care about how much each dollar changes your life. And the dollars you already have are worth more to you than the ones you might win. So losing $100 stings harder than winning $125 feels good.

Then he pushed it further. He told the class he'd force them into that winning bet unless they paid to walk away. How much would they pay? The answer, with their standard math, was $43. People will hand over almost half their money to dodge a bet that's tilted in their favor.

That's not weakness. That's a law of how the mind values risk, and it has a name: risk aversion.

And it's the whole reason insurance exists. Being uninsured is just this coin flip in disguise. You quietly pay to never be the person who gets wiped out, even when the math says the odds are on your side.

Once you see it, you notice it everywhere. Every warranty, every premium, every bet you've refused. You weren't being irrational. You were pricing the fear.

[Jordan Nunes @JordanNunes123]

Me starting the FPL season with no Haaland yet again