Jordan Nuttall

[Lee Ryder @lee_ryder]

Newcastle United have been assured their place in the Premier League for 2022/23 and are now mathematically safe #nufc

[Jordan Nuttall @JordanNuttall]

@acannon87

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

We’re in the endgame now… LET’S BRING IT HOME! COME ON ENGLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Jordan Nuttall @JordanNuttall]

@rcannon88 @acannon87 @JJBroadley @NUFCThreatLevel @EmilyBates96 @KatieMonzz These fellas? 😂

[Renaker @Renaker_]

An impressive night-time sight of our developments; Deansgate Square, Crown Street and The Blade. All of which form part of the new residential district we are creating located at the southern end of Deansgate, Manchester with Castlefield close by.
#manchester #manchesterproperty

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

ur welcome

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Monty Python is amazing
https://t.co/UJq94IWT88

[Mohammad Hussain @MohammadHussain]

Growing up, my Muslim family never celebrated Christmas. This year I am not going home, because pandemic, so my roommates are teaching me how to have my first proper Christmas.

I am approaching this with anthropological precision.

Here are a few observations.

[Chris Krebs @C_C_Krebs]

Honored to serve. We did it right. Defend Today, Secure Tomrorow. #Protect2020

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Democrats had to come up with a story as to why they lost the election, and so badly (306), so they made up a story - RUSSIA. Fake news!

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

You haven’t got this quite right Chris.

We asked for £90m - which is the cost of an 80% furlough & self-employed scheme.

We were offered £60m - 66% of our ask, the same that pub staff in Heywood & Middleton are deemed to be worth.

You can vote to change that today. Will you?

[Kiri Pr'chard-McLean @kiripritchardmc]

I owe my career in stand up to @frogandbucket . I answered the phones in the office, did my first gig at Beat The Frog and a decade on was lucky enough to my tour shows there. It’s hugely significant to me personally and to the rest of the comedy circuit.

[Ross Noble @realrossnoble]

This is total bullshit. Every comic worth there salt in the last 30 years has played there.

[Jordan Nuttall @JordanNuttall]

Comedy is an artform and deserves to be treated as such. Without access to financial support comedy will not exist as we know it.

Sign the open letter to stop comedy being forgotten by government arts funding: https://t.co/DnPQ2KlWeX

It's time to #SaveLiveComedy

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

I would have hoped that someone at the BBC would understand that there are two ways of making fun of
human behaviour

One is to attack it directly.

The other is to have someone who is patently a figure of fun, speak up on behalf of that behaviour

Thank of Alf Garnett...

[jack @jack]

Not true and not illegal.

This was pulled because we got a DMCA complaint from copyright holder.

[Vincent Goodwill @VinceGoodwill]

See what I mean?

[Jordan Nuttall @JordanNuttall]

@covid_comedy @kiripritchardmc @TrussellTrust Trevor is 8 years old but he'll apparently live to 60+

[Jordan Nuttall @JordanNuttall]

@covid_comedy @kiripritchardmc @TrussellTrust Trevor watching The Covid Arms stream #CovidArms

[Neil Diamond @NeilDiamond]

Stay safe out there! “Hands... washing hands..” 🎶