JordanOlver

How girls put on their pants: *Left leg*, *Right leg*, '' Wiggle*, *Wiggle*, *Twerk*, *Jump*, *Jump*, *Squat*, *Stretch* Done!

[JordanOlver @JordanOlver]

For a girl, every relationship starts with "He's different" and ends with "He's just like the rest."

[JordanOlver @JordanOlver]

Being single is a good feeling, no drama or heartaches. On the other hand, it gets lonely and you miss that feeling of being taken.

[JordanOlver @JordanOlver]

Wanna keep your girl? Respect her, care for her, love her, text her first, make sure she knows how you feel about her and never lie.