Jordan

I like TV & brand strategy. I like it even more when they intersect. I like carbs the most.

[Jordan @JordanOnBrand]

One thing that I believe that I have definitely learned is to be always concise whenever there is an option to use as few words as possible.

[Jordan @JordanOnBrand]

@garyleff

[Jordan @JordanOnBrand]

We used to be a proper country

[DE'RON 🌞 @deronworld]

another moment from rosie’s reign is when she talked about the kelly ripa and clay aiken situation on the view and kelly was feeling gangsta that day and called the show live on air to check rosie and it’s the reason they don’t speak to this day 😭 (also not nene instigating 🤭)

[Jordan @JordanOnBrand]

THERE IS NO RHYTHM TO THIS AND THE STRUCTURE IS A MESS. HERE IS THE FIXED VERSION:

My mayor is Muslim
My cream cheese chive
My bagel is Jewish
My Knicks in five

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

My mayor Muslim
My bagel Jewish
My cream cheese chive
Knicks in five

[JonNYC @xJonNYC]

NYC traffic. March, 2026.

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

the way my jaw didn’t stop dropping like she ate this omfg😭

[(not) NOT jackson @JacksonFromTwit]

ngl everyone I’ve met like this was the most socially maladjusted person I’ve known. go to the bar with ur friends. have a beer on a friday night. be Normal

[MrM 🏎️ @itsMrrrM]

@MattP1Gallagher

[Jordan @JordanOnBrand]

Okay but Sriracha is the world's most over-hyped condiment

[Alex @65yOld_man]

Using sriracha was hipster once upon a time lol

[Jordan @JordanOnBrand]

@bkonyd Many people are saying!!!

[Arun S. Chopra CFA CMT🧐 @FusionptCapital]

MORGAN STANLEY TO ALLOW HOUSE PETS TO BUY SPACE X IPO SAYS OPEN ACCOUNT IN PETS NAME FUND ACCOUNT AND BUY SHARES 50 DOLLAR MINIMUM EXCEPT FOR RETRIEVERS RETRIEVERS MUST HAVE MINIMUM 1K DOLLARS

[Consumer Time Capsule @consumertc]

In 1993, McDonald’s introduced MCSTUFFINS… French bread stuffed with either Chicken Teriyaki, Philly Cheesesteak, Pepperoni Pizza or BBQ Chicken. Totally bizarre to picture these at McDonald’s.

[Jordan @JordanOnBrand]

@mfbenji 32" inseam? Aren't you like 7' tall??

[ig whykram @whykram]

More importantly why did she paint the miseducation of Carrie Bradshaw

[Matthew Belloni @MattBelloni]

“For cause.” Here come the lawyers….

[Jordan @JordanOnBrand]

I hate it here

[Matthew Belloni @MattBelloni]

News: Versant, the NBC Universal spinoff, is getting into the microdrama space, buying a big stake in former Miramax head Bill Block's nascent GammaTime platform for microdramas.

[gary leff @garyleff]

Delta Scraps Its New Business Class Seat — Premium Transcon Plan Gets Pushed Back Years - View from the Wing https://t.co/kai6LGLSoc

[Jordan @JordanOnBrand]

💀

[ADWEEK @Adweek]

happy #pridemonth to all the @subaru_usa drivers

[Jordan @JordanOnBrand]

Watching the Euphoria finale felt like a chore. Bad writing bad pacing just a bad hour and a half of television

[Caleb Eli ❣️ @Caleb__Eli]

I tweet for me boo 😭 Twitter for the OGs was basically a diary. We wasn’t sitting around chasing engagement . You just had a thought, tweeted it, and kept scrolling. If somebody saw it, cool. If they didn’t, oh well 😂 Twitter originally wasn’t even about likes like that. It was just people broadcasting their random ass thoughts into the universe.

[Consumer Time Capsule @consumertc]

Hamburglar: the original lethal face card