Jordan Otto

fhsu

[Jordan Otto @JordanOtto23]

If it’s not all day breakfast I don’t want it

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

ok fine, I’m your secret Santa

guess what I got you

[Jordan Otto @JordanOtto23]

i thought the craziest thing I heard this week was news about COVID-19 but then my boyfriend publicly introduced me as his sister...

[Jordan Otto @JordanOtto23]

Visual of what finals week is fixing to do to me

[Jordan Otto @JordanOtto23]

Woke up to the fire alarm this morning and my dad yelling “Don’t worry it’s just your mom cooking”

Happy Thanksgiving :)

[Jordan Otto @JordanOtto23]

lil jo, big jo

[Jordan Otto @JordanOtto23]

riding in the car with my family today when my dad states:

“Some crooks broke into this guy’s house last week and stole his prosthetic arm and his guitar. I’d say that’s armed robbery”

if that isn’t the most dad thing ever...idk what is

[Jordan Otto @JordanOtto23]

today @HebleB made me pay for all the groceries. so that was fun.

[Jordan Otto @JordanOtto23]

30 pounds lighter feels so good🤩

[Jordan Otto @JordanOtto23]

confession: in middle school track i false started a race on purpose to get out of running it

happy global running day :)

[Jordan Otto @JordanOtto23]

so do like..bald people wash their heads with soap or shampoo?

just curious

[Jordan Otto @JordanOtto23]

the most dad thing ever is that when my family loads up in the car to go places, my dad says “‘otto’bots roll out”

[Jordan Otto @JordanOtto23]

my parents like to play this game where we can see how long we can go without turning the AC on

[Jordan Otto @JordanOtto23]

absolutely no one:

me and my friends when old town road comes on:

[Jordan Otto @JordanOtto23]

does anyone else find the sound ratio in movies between the music and dialogue EXTREMELY annoying.

you could just be sittin there munchin on some popcorn and bam your speakers about to blow and then you’re caught stuck bouncin back between volumes

[Jordan Otto @JordanOtto23]

*says she NEEDS glasses*

*glasses sit on the top of her head*

i hope you can see the road sister

[ｈｏｔ ｇａｍｅｒ ｓｅｘ @HotGamerSex]

Spill the tea SIS ! 💆‍♀️🏻💆‍♀️🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻

[Jordan Otto @JordanOtto23]

My aunt, uncle, and their kids have the color of their house on the line in their bracket challenge...with the way mallory picked her teams last year (with the biggest upset in history)... this could be a very dangerous game.

[Jordan Otto @JordanOtto23]

The end of spring break sucks and all but has the drive thru ever forgot your sauce...

that sucks.

[Jordan Otto @JordanOtto23]

today I overheard these girls talking about how they didn’t enjoy the cotton eyed joe because they didn’t “live in the sticks”

i feel disrespected

[Jordan Otto @JordanOtto23]

so uneducated. so uncultured. an utter disrespect to society. my apologies.

[Jordan Otto @JordanOtto23]

it’s really unfortunate when your bladder can’t keep it together for a nap