Jordan Parodyson

12 Rules for Parody

[Jordan Parodyson @JordanParodyson]

“All cultures are created equal and must be allowed to remain here”

[Jacob Winograd @BiblicalAnarchy]

@PeterRQuinones @ComicDaveSmith Borders of some form, ok

Mass deportations, I'm not down with

[Jordan Parodyson @JordanParodyson]

Jewish men are real men too,
Demon.

Delete this immediately

[The Misfit Patriot @misfitpatriot_]

There’s a fitness requirement to join the military bud. Pretty sure they wouldn’t want you anyway. You can keep tweeting about the jooz while real men fight for this country.

[Jordan Parodyson @JordanParodyson]

Your employer generates pure slop…
Let’s not cast stones

[Joel Berry @JoelWBerry]

The age of woke is over.
The age of slop has begun.

[Jordan Parodyson @JordanParodyson]

This is NOT real.

I am absolutely NOT signing
Shag carpeting to raise liquidity
So the @realDailyWire can remain
In business.

Pure bloody lies

[TopLobsta @TopLobsta]

Very Jewish of you Jordan.

[Jordan Parodyson @JordanParodyson]

I am the only one
Who has the right to
Say this to @TopLobsta.

Go back to your sandbox
Revolution you damn
Corporate media shill.

[Phil Labonte 🇺🇸 @philthatremains]

@TopLobsta @ComicDaveSmith hey Top, go fuck yourself.

[Jordan Parodyson @JordanParodyson]

But not nearly as
Bad as @NickJFuentes

[Jordan Parodyson @JordanParodyson]

And you apparently

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Trump knows he’s no match for Russia or China, so he’s picked an adversary he thinks he can beat: an island of penguins.

[Jordan Parodyson @JordanParodyson]

If he raises to 110% I’m moving back to Canada.

Despicable

[AF Post @AFpost]

Trump placed a higher tariff on Israel than on Iran, 17% compared to 10%.

Follow: @AFpost

[Jordan Parodyson @JordanParodyson]

There is no such thing as a ‘red pilled’ libertarian.

Bloody embarrassing

[Patrick~Danneskjold @PatDannes78]

@FoAnimated @PeterRQuinones No they don't. Eliminating government spending and privatising everything facilitates the end of the need for any tax.

[Jordan Parodyson @JordanParodyson]

lol math is communist

[Jordan Parodyson @JordanParodyson]

Being loyal to the country that you live in only because they are loyal to another country that you do not live in is the very definition of loyalty.

How do people
Not understand
This?

[Britta | NoSoup4Knowles @nosoup4knowles]

Context matters

[Jordan Parodyson @JordanParodyson]

Tell me your racist without
Telling me your bloody
Racist.

Damn despicable

[CBS News @CBSNews]

1 out of every 15 American adults have been at a mass shooting, according to University of Colorado study https://t.co/eeLyIn4cZH

[Jordan Parodyson @JordanParodyson]

James, your grift is too transparent.

This is why we have
Not yet brought you
Onboard at the @realDailyWire.

Learn the damn trade

[James Lindsay, anti-Communist @ConceptualJames]

@bcamping 😂😂😂

[Jordan Parodyson @JordanParodyson]

Delete this immediately

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

As I said on the show on Friday, dual citizens should be barred from serving in elected office and also barred from voting in our elections until they renounce their other citizenship. Should be an uncontroversial view. The people leading our nation, and voting for its leaders, should only have allegiance to our country and no others.

[Jordan Parodyson @JordanParodyson]

Tucker Carlson or @RealCandaceO
Have been real jokes as of late

[Raven @DavidLCorbo]

I need a list of comedians who are funny. Looking for a headliner for day 2 of Brohemian Grove and I literally don’t know who’s funny anymore

[Jordan Parodyson @JordanParodyson]

Ironic

[Joel Berry @JoelWBerry]

You would excommunicate Jesus.

[Jordan Parodyson @JordanParodyson]

You gloat in the suffering of others
While you bottom feed off of their
Talent.

Bloody shameful behavior

[Jordan Parodyson @JordanParodyson]

So far beyond a retort that you resort to grammatical correction.

Bloody despicable

[Britta | NoSoup4Knowles @nosoup4knowles]

*Tucker Carlson, Ian Carroll, & I

[Jordan Parodyson @JordanParodyson]

My image is not shown.

This is why
We are
Collapsing

[Abby Libby @abbythelibb_]

I'm a Daily Wire fan.

[Jordan Parodyson @JordanParodyson]

It’s my damn parody account

[Rollo Tomassi @RationalMale]

@Rach4Patriarchy Because Mikhaila Peterson has been running his Twitter account for 4 years now.