Jordan Peterson

this isn't where i parked my car..

[Jordan Peterson @JordanPeterso10]

ahhhhh yes Cuban bee

[Joe Dirt @TheReal_JoeDirt]

You oughta see my girlfriend.. You'd shit yourself

[sly @Sultani_Sails]

Draw me like one of your French fry curls.

[Jordan Peterson @JordanPeterso10]

@Jeriney #b

[E! Entertainment @eentertainment]

Winona Ryder Confirms a Beetlejuice Sequel Is Happening! http://t.co/jbk40orWQr

[Jordan Peterson @JordanPeterso10]

Are you my jolly sailor bold?

[Rock @TheMichaelRock]

My dog acts like fireworks killed her entire family.

[Jordan Peterson @JordanPeterso10]

@mocaPT @sassytbh America is my middle name

[Jordan Peterson @JordanPeterso10]

Humans ruin everything

[Cosmopolitan @Cosmopolitan]

OMFG YES: Disney is making a live-action version of one of the segments from "Fantasia" http://t.co/kt4eku8hyA

[Jordan Peterson @JordanPeterso10]

@JessiiiRosales exactly ... The girl had brown hair . Doesn't even make sense hahaha good try kid .

[Jordan Peterson @JordanPeterso10]

Just got into a legit fight with a 6 yo over who Looks more like tinker bell ... I do .... Betch

[Jordan Peterson @JordanPeterso10]

Nothing like walking into the dudes restroom

[Jordan Peterson @JordanPeterso10]

Need to stop buying every article of clothing in black..... People are starting to get concerned

[Jordan Peterson @JordanPeterso10]

If you don't shed a tear at the end of titanic .... U aren't human

[Jordan Peterson @JordanPeterso10]

Mmmmmm jack Dawson

[Jordan Peterson @JordanPeterso10]

@kittykatmowmow best part of waking up! Is vodka in your cup!!!

[Jordan Peterson @JordanPeterso10]

The queef episode of South Park... Literal tears down my face 😂

[Jordan Peterson @JordanPeterso10]

@Jeriney b!