Jordan Poptart

I make things like the DNA Vibe Jazz Band | He/him

All views are absolute truth.

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@hankgreen The spiky ones are space urchins

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@GoodReddit How much soup is a ratfull

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@av3rylane "The law, in its majestic equality, forbids all men to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets and to steal bread-the rich as well as the poor."

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@av3rylane I think the no is implicit both in the "America is" and the "back" part of the tweet

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@emilyymarge same*

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@emilyymarge sam

[Northern Sparrow @NorthernSprw]

Remembering that time in grad school when my advisor, a great ornithologist, got a random call:

drunk guy, bar noises in background: IS THIS THE BIRD PROFESSOR?

my advisor: um..yes?

drunk guy: DO HUMMINGBIRDS HAVE FEET?

my advisor: ...yes

*wild cheering over phone from bar*

[Jordan Poptart @JordanPoptart]

@SecGranholm That's barely enough to under-compensate 50 scientists and one undergrad assistant each for five years. Not including operating costs, materials, equipment, etc. How about a few billion dollars for the most important threat in our time?

[garf,,, @garfpooop]

You should be allowed to play defense at bowling

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@emilyymarge Which herbs??

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@awildstapler Non fungible terminology lol

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@av3rylane This has got to be the most neoliberal headline I've ever seen

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

Meghan Markle took my lunch money

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

always shocks me when people say the gifted program set them up to fail like that’s some big surprise. everybody else was learning to read, and they pointed to you and said “not this one. this one will learn riddles.” of course your brain is broken

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@MountainDew 213 @MountainDew #MTNDEWMAJORMELON #MyPromotionEntry

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@MountainDew 212 @MountainDew #MTNDEWMAJORMELON #MyPromotionEntry

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@MountainDew 211 @MountainDew #MTNDEWMAJORMELON #MyPromotionEntry

[San Miguel Sheriff @SheriffAlert]

A large boulder the size of a large boulder is blocking the southbound lane Hwy 145 mm28 in Stoner Creek area of Montezuma County. Expect delays. #largeboulder