Jordan Porche

I’m 27. RIP Cait.

[Jordan Porche @JordanPorchee3]

Bruhhh

[Jordan Porche @JordanPorchee3]

I burned bridges because I can swim. Don’t ever think I need you 🔥

[Jordan Porche @JordanPorchee3]

He didn’t lie he spoke the complete truth women just don’t like to hear the truth they can’t handle it they expect us to just immediately bow to them like bitch who the fuck are you?

[Jordan Porche @JordanPorchee3]

I don’t think I’ve ever had that feeling before

[Lovers’ Guide 💟 @guideforlovers]

How to know if she’s the one:

1. She’s excited like a kid when she sees you.

[Lovers’ Guide 💟 @guideforlovers]

Don’t date women with these hobbies:

Clubs
Selfies
Drinking
Partying
Social media
Traveling with friends

What else would you add?

[Jordan Porche @JordanPorchee3]

‘tis the season to find somebody’s baby mom and make her feel right for a little while

[Jordan Porche @JordanPorchee3]

This was my life for like two years

[Jordan Porche @JordanPorchee3]

🇮🇱?

[The Prophet 🧎🏿 @theprophetdub]

Your Ex sends you this…

Your first emoji is your response

[Jordan Porche @JordanPorchee3]

I did this weird AI thing where it says what your future kids would look like and well apparently I just make kids that are identical to me

[Jordan Porche @JordanPorchee3]

If you’re not scared of driving fast, you’re not driving fast enough

[Jordan Porche @JordanPorchee3]

Talking to a girl with a little baby boy is pretty awesome. It’s pretty much like my second chance at life.

[Jordan Porche @JordanPorchee3]

If she openly admits to having a breeding kink, get the fuck out, she’s going to trap your ass

[Jordan Porche @JordanPorchee3]

@VTM44 Especially on Big Bird!! every year I see it at dream ride and it just makes me smile

[Jordan Porche @JordanPorchee3]

True

[VTM_TheKing_4 @VTM44]

The car fits in too well in Miami.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

They impeached Trump 2x, arrested and indicted him 4x, and charged him 91x.

That didn’t work, so now the Colorado Supreme Court has ruled that they are removing him from the 2024 ballot.

It looks like other states will follow.

Saving democracy by ending it.

[Jordan Porche @JordanPorchee3]

My poor little cousin has been hospitalized with RSV. She’s only like two years old

[Jordan Porche @JordanPorchee3]

Yeah, been through that and so much more that I’ve had women shocked at what I’ve been through

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

Only crazy bitches go through a mf likes

[Jordan Porche @JordanPorchee3]

Hellcat with 170,000 miles

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

Describe your EX as a car

[dupontregistry @duPontREGISTRY]

2019 Porsche 911 GT2 RS finished in a Custom Python Green Chromaflair, a $130k option 🐍
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This GT2RS also comes with $176,550 in options with an MSRP of $471,000

[Jordan Porche @JordanPorchee3]

Oh fuck yeah it’s about to be a party

[U.S. Central Command @CENTCOM]

A @usairforce A-10 Thunderbolt II prepares to launch in the U.S. Central Command area of responsibility.