Jordan Quattlebaum

I’m either telling jokes, being anxious or telling jokes while I’m anxious | Engaged to @awattyqt

[Jordan Quattlebaum @JordanQbaum]

Emo Gangsta | Streaming On YouTube!

https://t.co/u3s99xsJE6

[#1 bfdia fan @number_1_BFDIA]

If I get snipped by fucking MAMA COCO I’m done.

[Jordan Quattlebaum @JordanQbaum]

@Fortnite We need Green Lantern skins PLEASE!

[Jordan Quattlebaum @JordanQbaum]

Alot of people are mad at Shane Gillis for saying “Women Dress Like Whores at the gym” but guys it’s clearly a joke. Shane Gillis would never be inside of a gym

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Yeah…. I get PUSS!

[New York Post @nypost]

Sexually transmitted diarrhea is on the rise - and it's morphing into a drug-resistant superbug https://t.co/NeU6yagwt6

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I want to audition to DC to be Ch’p the Green Lantern Squirrel. I already look to part

[Jordan Quattlebaum @JordanQbaum]

I’ve always loved @RealCarrotTop and this is so sad to hear. I hope he has a speedy recovery ❤️

[New York Post @nypost]

Carrot Top hospitalized after attempted suicide, Friday Vegas show canceled: report https://t.co/R6ukszlb5Q

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Me & @AwattyQT after eating funnel cake at the fair

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Me: I just bought the green lantern ring, so now you gotta start showing me some respect!

Fiancée: doesn’t the ring have to be charged by an actual Green Lantern?

Me: …………. I’m so proud.🥹

[Jordan Quattlebaum @JordanQbaum]

I’m so tired of people telling me who I’m supposed to be.

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They call me Lindsey Clancy…

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I make a lot of jokes about celebrities. Here’s a compilation

https://t.co/AUEdpwWheQ

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R.I.P Dolly Parton! It should have been Jolene!!!

[Jordan Quattlebaum @JordanQbaum]

@AwattyQT

[Rat 🎀 @ichewthings]

let’s get married and go on adventures

[Jordan Quattlebaum @JordanQbaum]

Spiderman: Brand New Day

Bros before goes

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@damienleone Put me in couch. I’ll do it for free, I love the franchise

[Jordan Quattlebaum @JordanQbaum]

Hello. I am man

[Fact @Fact]

A man once survived on pizza alone for 25 years.

[Jordan Quattlebaum @JordanQbaum]

Disney Deaths!?

#standup #comedy #funny #disney

[Jordan Quattlebaum @JordanQbaum]

Cobb’s in SF was a blast! ❤️🤣

Packed crowd with good people!

[Jordan Quattlebaum @JordanQbaum]

Got my final diagnosis today.

It’s official…. I’m slightly autistic
(we know Jordan)

I am on the neurodivergent side which goes hand in hand with my severe ADHD lol

So now that I have this knowledge…. I have to make some calls

Cause chances are I gave it to you