Jordan Quattlebaum

I’m either telling jokes, being anxious or telling jokes while I’m anxious | Engaged to @awattyqt

[Jordan Quattlebaum @JordanQbaum]

I remember when I was like 10 years old

and Crank That Soulja boy just came out.

I got made fun of by everyone in my class cause I was the only one who didn’t know how to Superman that hoe.

And I haven’t danced since….

[Jordan Quattlebaum @JordanQbaum]

Live Mode Sucks!! #StandUpComedy https://t.co/wFoBHnaJMR via @YouTube

[Jordan Quattlebaum @JordanQbaum]

Close the door! You’re gonna let in a draft!

*Cut to me getting drafted in a war*

[ִֶָ @aribudincita]

yo a los 12: che porque no me mato
yo a los 13: che porque no me mato
yo a los 14: che porque no me mato
yo a los 15: che porque no me mato
yo a los 16: che porque no me mato
yo a los 17: che porque no me mato
yo a los 18: che porque no me mato

[Jordan Quattlebaum @JordanQbaum]

Missing IOP honestly

[Jordan Quattlebaum @JordanQbaum]

You ever been so broke, that you pray it rains, cause you can’t afford a car wash

[Jordan Quattlebaum @JordanQbaum]

this is all stoopid

[Jordan Quattlebaum @JordanQbaum]

What happen!?

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are reportedly getting a divorce.

[Jordan Quattlebaum @JordanQbaum]

Someone check on Mr.T today, he pities the fool

[Jordan Quattlebaum @JordanQbaum]

@AwattyQT Proof or it didn’t happen

[Jordan Quattlebaum @JordanQbaum]

“Did you hear the creator of OnlyFans died?

Imagine getting to heaven and seeing God’s face… disappointed.

Do you think he felt guilty?

Probably not.

If you can handle millions of disappointed dads to become a billionaire…

what’s one more?”

[Jordan Quattlebaum @JordanQbaum]

By how Chappell Roan treats her fans, she shouldn’t be worthy of having a Fortnite skin!

[Jordan Quattlebaum @JordanQbaum]

I saw a post for a nudist comedy show but they say you gotta be clean.

I think I should do it, I always wipe well

[Jordan Quattlebaum @JordanQbaum]

People who talk on the phone on speaker in the waiting room should be executed

[Jordan Quattlebaum @JordanQbaum]

Hey @Fortnite for the love of god please put the @gorillaz skins back on PLEASE!!!

[Jordan Quattlebaum @JordanQbaum]

This years Super Bowl has been sponsored by Duolingo

[Jordan Quattlebaum @JordanQbaum]

Spread love, positivity, & butt cheeks ❤️

[Jordan Quattlebaum @JordanQbaum]

When you have to use a A.I image cause no one actually stands with ICE

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

ICED OUT 🇺🇸

[Jordan Quattlebaum @JordanQbaum]

Did you guys see Melania Trumps movie bombed in the movie theaters so bad that it’s already on Amazon Prime to rent?

I think it being for rent is more fitting,

since Trump rented her as a mail order bride