Jordan the Grizzthusiast

☮️ 🤍 and Grizzlies 🏀

[Jordan the Grizzthusiast @JordanR_901]

I think my favorite new irony is… the trad wives pretending they’re nearly Amish but leveraging social media to turn sourdough and homeschooling into an influencer career.

[Jordan the Grizzthusiast @JordanR_901]

This is the weirdest rapture

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And in today’s episode of “hey, so, that’s fascist…”

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At this point, ima let the boomer authorities take the reigns back.

[Jordan the Grizzthusiast @JordanR_901]

As i understand the theories behind shooters potential motive in a Timelapse: obvious liberal, not affiliated but with maga parents, chronically online, groyper (not grouper or groper), which is right of right wing and hates gays, has trans roommate that he either loves or hates.

[Jordan the Grizzthusiast @JordanR_901]

@jkam12 Apparently engravings on the bullets are some sort of online meme/gamer references. I’ve never felt more old.

[Jordan the Grizzthusiast @JordanR_901]

I want a whole committee of gamers on all the task forces bc I’ve never been more lost solving this motive riddle and we need yeh gamers as translators apparently

[Jordan the Grizzthusiast @JordanR_901]

The real winner of #LoveIslandUSA is the narrator

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The stories coming out of TX are among the most tragic and unfathomable and I’ve been avoiding looking directly at the faces and then I saw them. These precious girls. Helpless doesn’t begin to capture it.

[Jordan the Grizzthusiast @JordanR_901]

There’s a human named Jock Landale ?

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LololololoL popcorn eating gif

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

By a factor of 2 to 1, you want a new political party and you shall have it!

When it comes to bankrupting our country with waste & graft, we live in a one-party system, not a democracy.

Today, the America Party is formed to give you back your freedom.

[Jordan the Grizzthusiast @JordanR_901]

There’s definitely a such thing as loving America too much. I think once you peel back the onion, the whole thing is about hot dogs

[Jordan the Grizzthusiast @JordanR_901]

I also need a Summer “well-o-meter” that gives me the non-bullshit version of how my injured players are recovering

[Jordan the Grizzthusiast @JordanR_901]

I love basketball and the dizzying off season :)

[Jordan the Grizzthusiast @JordanR_901]

Been waiting a while to say “we lost to the champions”

[Jordan the Grizzthusiast @JordanR_901]

I’ll miss you Downhill Des!! The @OrlandoMagic will love him

[Jordan the Grizzthusiast @JordanR_901]

Are we calling an emergency meeting fam??

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Who is the actor Randle reminds me of?

[Jordan the Grizzthusiast @JordanR_901]

@zdch What a neat surprise they’ve been!! I’d like to see Conley win a ring, but i just don’t think it’s likely

[Jordan the Grizzthusiast @JordanR_901]

Somehow Ja will get hurt in this game