Jordan Rachelle

lactose intolerant 😔

[Jordan Rachelle @JordanRachelle7]

the only thing i look forward to nowadays is eating a baked potato

[Jordan Rachelle @JordanRachelle7]

do u think people who give birth blur out their new baby’s face bc they’re fuckin ugly

[Jordan Rachelle @JordanRachelle7]

guys i’m fine, i just had to shit

[Jordan Rachelle @JordanRachelle7]

“every year on my birthday, i give birth

[Jordan Rachelle @JordanRachelle7]

“are worms asexual?? or do they fuck

[Jordan Rachelle @JordanRachelle7]

we should fart loudly in public areas more often that shits so funny god

[Jordan Rachelle @JordanRachelle7]

imagine a movie the opposite of hot potato. like people trying to steal only one, really cold potato.

[dizzy @rundizzy]

brooooo we should do adderall and give each other our full undivided attention

[Jordan Rachelle @JordanRachelle7]

eating a salad with my hands

[Jordan Rachelle @JordanRachelle7]

when did we decide to stop skipping to places

[trash jones @jzux]

hey boy are you a decorative pillow because you look great on my bed but you can’t stay here when i’m trying to sleep

[Jordan Rachelle @JordanRachelle7]

ur a good boy ?? bark bark bro??

[ً @percyelii]

my heart does a little "!!!!!!!" when i see u

[Jordan Rachelle @JordanRachelle7]

heard the winnie the pooh theme song,, immediately started crying

[jame @kloogans]

pretty fucked up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason

[🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL]

happy wednesday

[what kind of dog is this @genius_dogs]

just one of the fungis

[Jordan Rachelle @JordanRachelle7]

@Lontrinhass pissing out of my eyes bro

[HERACK OBAMA @lyndsayricheme]

if miley said she would have a hannah montana concert tomorrow i would drop everything and even sell my leg to go

[shiro @kaikaikitan]

The title is “Gudetama: An Eggcellent Adventure”

It will come out December 13!

Here’s the full trailer with english subs

[Jordan Rachelle @JordanRachelle7]

making playlists is my love language