Jordan Renz

You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him. -Audrey Hepburn

[Jordan Renz @JordanRenz]

@CJSW can you play "HNNY- No " if you've got it?

[Jordan Renz @JordanRenz]

Devastated over the season finale of Grey's Anatomy. Christina is my fav. @IamSandraOh

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The thing about handsome men, are their exceptionally beautiful ex girlfriends

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@blink182, please make more music

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Serving makes you dead inside

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Back up plan: stripper. #ifunifails

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@Andrew_Scholz you're golden.

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Feeling super comfy with my big sweater and chai tea

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Yeah if @calgarytransit could NOT make me late everyday, that'd be great. #ialreadyleaveearly

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summer nights like this.

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@Maxgschneider you are incredibly talented. I also have a huge crush on you.

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@rsmascara you should know i'm getting bombed tonight and i WILL need to know where the chamber of secrets is. expect a call

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Summer, I like that shit.

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@cbMazurbator NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. THIS MAKES ME VERY UNCOMFORTABLE AND WANT TO CRY

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The moment when you realize you probably should have done more work over reading week. #sol

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Day number two of workout and diet #healthy #musclesache

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Ten am and second coffee break. Oh how I missed #university

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My bed is so comfy and im sick.. why does school have to start today?

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i'm nice to most people, even though i've come to the realization that i don't like most people.

[Jordan Renz @JordanRenz]

Work. When will you end? #Tgif