Jordan Rodrigue

not a sports writer, have never discussed routes with Cam Newton. go Pats though.

[Boston Diehards @Boston_Diehards]

Patriots fans watching them be stupid every week

[Jordan Rodrigue @JordanRodrigue]

The urge I have to carry eggs in my car to throw at people who drive like idiots is so powerful

[Jordan Rodrigue @JordanRodrigue]

I say this also with the knowledge that I would pay so much more to park in a different state if parents and patients could park for free.

[Jordan Rodrigue @JordanRodrigue]

If you have to park off site at work and take a shuttle to your job, you should not have to pay to park. Change my mind.

[Jordan Rodrigue @JordanRodrigue]

When my dog lays on my duffel bag any time I am leaving for the night and whines whenever I try to pack it.

[Jordan Rodrigue @JordanRodrigue]

Love isn't blind, it's Hellen Keller

[Jordan Rodrigue @JordanRodrigue]

If anyone driving on 24N/93N sees me dancing in my car during my commutes- no you didn't. 🙃

[UConn Huskies @UConnHuskies]

WE'RE GOING TO THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

[Jordan Rodrigue @JordanRodrigue]

If I wasn't so dumbfounded by the absolutely anarchy- I would've said "literally" but here we are.

[Jordan Rodrigue @JordanRodrigue]

Bro, dating apps are literal for the birds. This is painful.

[Jordan Rodrigue @JordanRodrigue]

It's not so much the length of my commute that bothers me. It's dodging the absolute imbeciles on 24N & 93N that takes years off my life

[Jordan Rodrigue @JordanRodrigue]

Why is trashy reality tv so addicting?😩

[Jordan Rodrigue @JordanRodrigue]

One day you're young and fun and the next you find yourself watching carpet cleaning videos a lot more than you're comfortable admitting

[Jordan Rodrigue @JordanRodrigue]

Vicious pitbull attack! These dogs are monsters!!!1!11

[Jordan Rodrigue @JordanRodrigue]

I literally don't understand the joe burrow hype from a female perspective. I'm convinced if he was just a dude in a bar y'all wouldn't give him the time of day....

[Jordan Rodrigue @JordanRodrigue]

Can someone please marry me so I can get a better last name ? My own phone autocorrects it to Rodrigues and I've HAD IT

[Jordan Rodrigue @JordanRodrigue]

It is a crime that when I am in a deep depressive episode I am skinny but when I am happy I blow up like a tick. Really ruins my motivation to get my mental health managed if you ask me.

[Jordan Rodrigue @JordanRodrigue]

Every day I wonder to myself if there is a single person driving on the roads that would pass their drivers test right now.

[Jordan Rodrigue @JordanRodrigue]

I aspire to be a golf girlfriend who just sits in the golf cart and drinks and enjoys the weather, maybe reads a book or something