Jordan Rosenbaum

[Jordan Rosenbaum @JordanRosenbaum]

@JimCarrey Lol uve lost it, jim. You used to be funny- now you’re just kinda pathetic

[Jordan Rosenbaum @JordanRosenbaum]

@carskelly Gotta put dammit by blink182 on that playlist, Carson!

[Jordan Rosenbaum @JordanRosenbaum]

@KingJames @StephenCurry30 You're morons, both of you. No one gives a shit about your opinions lol

[Adam Wainwright @UncleCharlie50]

Yep, the @Royals bus driver set us up! He got us... well done https://t.co/kSgoPNnJEW

[John Redbird @JohnRedbird]

@OrtizKicks "Dad,"

#DarthBader said, as he embraced Louis,

"You are my father."

[Jose de Jesus Ortiz @OrtizKicks]

"Good luck," Louis Bader tells his son Harrison as he heads into Busch Stadium for his big league debut. #STLCards

[Marco Gonzales @MarcoGonzales_]

Thank you, St. Louis. Greatly honored to have been a part of such a great organization. Looking forward to a new chapter! Go M's!

[Jordan Rosenbaum @JordanRosenbaum]

Hello twitter world!

[Jordan Rosenbaum @JordanRosenbaum]

I'm back!

[Jordan Rosenbaum @JordanRosenbaum]

Cards win #stlcards

[OzarksFirst @ozarks_first]

Mizzou Loses Out On Elliott, Class Ranks Last In SEC http://t.co/nuTTO5s8 #sgf #mo #ozarks

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Once a month, women go completely crazy for about thirty days.

[Jordan Rosenbaum @JordanRosenbaum]

@JoshRoller not too shabby... We should get together sometime, have some beers, act like retards

[Jordan Rosenbaum @JordanRosenbaum]

@JoshRoller you're the man!!!

[Kirk Minihane @kirkmin]

The Yankees will pay A-Rod and Youkilis $40 million to play 3B this season. Rays will pay Longoria $36 to play third for next four seasons.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Ever look around the room at your family and think to yourself "it's amazing I turned out as good as I did."

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Without that little voice in your head you wouldn't be able to read this.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Bored? Send a text message to a random number saying: "Im Pregnant"

[Jordan Rosenbaum @JordanRosenbaum]

@sdutzeigler Ryan Ridley dominated today!

[Jordan Rosenbaum @JordanRosenbaum]

@TheBearNation @sdutzeigler why do u hate Missouri so much? Your mother loves it out here...