Jordan Rubery

[Hans Fiene 🦬 @HansFiene]

Sorry, but there's no way you're building a billion mile long ship for sixteen dollars

[Tom @WiggumCharm]

Big John being the human shield that protects John Davidson from a load of context-hating yanks. My god. Truly he is our strongest soldier.

We need to canonise Mr Bosh and make him a saint. Get it sorted… @Pontifex

[Reform Party UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

Save 5p on your pint to fund keeping children in poverty.

That’s Reform UK.

Poverty pints.

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

Drug laws have never stopped people from using drugs.

They've stopped people from using drugs safely.

It's time to legalise *and* regulate.

[hard mike @buffetbreaker]

these fucking nerds and their fucking clock

[THE BOYS @TheBoysTV]

We’ve been informed these two may know each other

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The first trailer for the final season of ‘THE BOYS’ has been released.

Premiering April 8 on Prime Video.

[Elonov 🇦🇺 @Elonov_MMA]

Can’t blame Tom Aspinall for not continuing after this…

[THE MMA GURU @THATBOYMMAGURU]

Jon Jones' sharpening his fingers getting ready for a comeback against Aspinall at home #UFC321

[Jordan Rubery @JordanRubes]

Fucking bagguette eating dickhead frog

[Jordan Rubery @JordanRubes]

Wish my mate @randon_brandon was good at rock paper scissors

[UK Rap Daily @UKRapDaily]

DAVE’S WEBSITE JUST UPDATED 🚨

“LOADING”

WITH A SIGN UP LINK

IT IS ALBUM TIME.

[Jordan Rubery @JordanRubes]

They gotta kill d4vd at this point

[tippity @tippity]

type shit i gotta pretend laugh at while my coworker stares at me forcing me to watch it all the way thru

[Danny Davies @DannyDcomedian]

Very minimalistic design too

[ACD MMA @acdmma_]

Paramount executives watching this fight and realizing that the $7.1B is non-refundable #UFC319 https://t.co/BfYf3r23ee

[amanda @jailedamanda]

How it feels to love using em dashes and the Oxford comma in 2025

[Volksbandage 💎 @Volksbandage]

Let the fact that Jon turned down 30 million dollars to avoid fighting Aspinall sink in.

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

🚨BREAKING: France has already surrendered.

[Jordan Rubery @JordanRubes]

Elon musk crashing out ❤️