Jordan Runyan

I am at the age of extravagant hopes, monseigneur.

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

Spydere Man, Spydere Man
Doth al things a spydere kan
Sondrye webbes he kan weaven
Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen
Lo! Anon cometh Spydere Man

[Jordan Runyan @JordanRunyan]

Every day, I stray further and further away from knowing whether I have any envelopes or where they might be.

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

the feminine urge to forsake the immortal life of your people so that you can spend a lifetime with aragorn

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

Pet rent is the stupidest concept I have ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month he is unemployed

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

my dream job is actually just… hobbit

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

A HYDRA YS MAKINGE A RÉSUMÉ:

• comfortable wearinge manye hattes

[Jordan Runyan @JordanRunyan]

me patronizing my cat: *jessica day wearing the starfish voice* yoUNG mAHnn

[Jordan Runyan @JordanRunyan]

I Dreamed a Dream august
🤝
being a sad song about a boy abandoning and forgetting about you after you two spent a whole romantic summer together because it turned out that you loved him more than he loved you

[Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach]

SCAM ALERT: people are saying “I know!” when their cat meows at them when in fact they do NOT know!!!

[Jordan Runyan @JordanRunyan]

@reaaaarun Honestly 14

[Danny @lusxt]

can we normalise feeling the rain on ur skin AND normalise that no one else can feel it for you AND that only YOU can let it in

[Jordan Runyan @JordanRunyan]

Wow.

[Jordan Runyan @JordanRunyan]

Yeah, I'm one of those modern ladies who wants to have it all. And, yeah, by "it all," I do obviously mean "a cat friendly apartment with an in-unit washer and dryer."

[Jordan Runyan @JordanRunyan]

"That wasn't Ben! It was just a hipster!"

[helena riley @freshhel]

Being 9 is all about drawing outfits on a piece of computer paper because u found out what a fashion designer is kind of

[Jordan Runyan @JordanRunyan]

Meow-y Christmas 🎄

[reagan @reaaaarun]

serial killers squeeze their toothpaste from the middle

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

For love ys so auncient a worde
And love dareth thee to care
For the folk on the brink of the nighte
And love asketh thee
To chaungen ower waye of
Caringe about owerselves
Thys ys ower last daunse
Thys ys ower last daunse
Thys ys owerselves
Undir pressure
Pressure