Jordan Rzad

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@RangerApologist This is all you have

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@Acyn The Atlantic?

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@michaelschwab13 I’ve gotten into the Pirates and Reds

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@astros How ashamed of your performance can you be if you are making league pay?

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@SleeperAstros Maybe they need that “try hard” speech

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@astros Out here losing 401Ks, Wars, and the last place Battle Average Seattle Mariners.

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@astros I remember this feeling, I’m sure none of your staff does

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@JomboyMedia Watched your breakdown, ump was right

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@SleeperAstros @Chandler_Rome Cause-action…. This is not the Astros way

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@HoustonChron Hasn’t their Methodist medical staff been there since 1962? Maybe call around?

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@brianmctaggart @SportsTalk790 Methodist has been the Astros’ medical provider since 1962. Over 60 years. One institution. No accountability. Jeremiah Randall gets fired after the injury disaster. David Lintner — Methodist’s guy — has been there 30 years and is untouchable

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@brianmctaggart Everyone blamed Jeremiah Randall for the Astros’ injury disaster. Nobody’s asking why Houston Methodist has had unchecked control over player health for 30 years.

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@brianmctaggart Hunter Brown’s shoulder is broken, the bullpen is a disaster, and McCullers showed up just long enough to be useless. Christian Walker hit a homer but the bullpen had already budgeted for it. Bryan Abreu finished the job in the 10th. 12-10. FEMA is running this franchise.

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@AriA1exander Christian Walker, enjoy the bounceback season. Just know that every time you hit a homer, the bullpen isn’t celebrating — they’re updating their spreadsheet of how many runs they have to blow before the night is over.

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@ChronAstros Hunter Brown’s shoulder is now in the hands of the Houston Astros training staff. The same group that’s been working on Lance McCullers since 2018. Think of them as FEMA — show up, look busy, collect a check, and the disaster just keeps getting worse.

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@Chandler_Rome Hunter Brown’s next step is learning the most important skill of all — how to remain on the IL and do as little meaningful work as possible. Fortunately, Lance McCullers Jr. is right there in that clubhouse, ready to guide him. The man has a PhD in this particular discipline.

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@astros Catch the ball Zeke, I don’t know how you made it to another year with this club

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@TalkinBaseball_ The Astros IL is where careers go to get extended on the spectator’s dime. Lance McCullers has been the professor emeritus for years. Don’t follow his lead, Hunter.

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@Chandler_Rome On the third night on the Astros IL, Lance McCullers will appear to show you the way. The IL is where Astros careers go to get extended on the spectator’s dime.