Jordan Shipo

[bunny sanders @whatbunnysaid]

West literally infiltrated this friend group thinking the SH cast was just some reality tv show and he was just gonna come up off some Bravo fame, and these are real ppl with real feelings. West is a loser and the worst type of villain, a “nice guy” #summerhouse

[Jordan Shipo @JordanShipo]

when Andy asked West if he was on Beta Blockers #summerhouse

[Jordan Shipo @JordanShipo]

I won’t believe a word that comes out of West’s mouth to Kyle next week because he is not talking to him - he is talking to the audience and is trying to do post reunion damage control. #SummerHouse

[Jordan Shipo @JordanShipo]

Mother Hubbard is so right - I literally feel like I know nothing more from this reunion. Bravo knew they needed this bonus episode because we know NOTHING. #SummerHouse

[DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉 @DreamLeaf5]

Wow it’s almost like “tough on crime” doesn’t actually work and you have to address the root causes

[Jordan Shipo @JordanShipo]

@pumptinis he posted it to his instagram too so i’m confused???

[Jordan Shipo @JordanShipo]

imo Ciara wasn’t harsh ENOUGH like she should go harder!!!!!!!! #summerhouse

[Jordan Shipo @JordanShipo]

when Amanda told Ciara to “f*ck off” I almost jumped through the TV like I swear to GOD you have lost your mind #summerhouse

[Jordan Shipo @JordanShipo]

SLEEPOVERS??? THIS FALL??? WITH CIARA????? AND AMANDA STILL WENT THERE???? #summerhouse

[Jordan Shipo @JordanShipo]

when Wes was trying to make that lil “ear stuff” joke #summerhouse

[Jordan Shipo @JordanShipo]

when they cut to Amanda looking smug or shocked #summerhouse

[Jordan Shipo @JordanShipo]

me every time West even smiles #SummerHouse

[Charlotte 💙 💫🚉💫 @barely_th3re]

when Reconstruction 2.0 happens, we'll run a MARTA line directly through this monument

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

My mild adult acne does not define me and neither does my posture I am nice

[Suzy Exposito @HexPositive]

I dream of workers owning the means of production but I also dream of being dressed in nothing but Vivienne Westwood

[rose @wynrosei]

"I'm not political I just want to enjoy my weekend"

YOUR WEEKEND WAS FOUGHT FOR BY LABOR
UNIONS AND ORGANIZERS SO YOU COULD ENJOY TWO DAYS OFF. EVERYTHING IS POLITICAL.

[teen vampire, aged 40 @witchesflight]

If you’re in a blue state and think it’s so fun and cool to shit on people in red states, I hope you eventually learn that there are people in these communities who are stronger and braver than you will ever be in your miserable, pathetic life

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

It’s crazy that the moon I’m looking up at right now is the same moon where those astronauts can’t get Outlook to work.

[Jordan Shipo @JordanShipo]

@talleyberrybaby The appletini at Dad’s is so good it’s like scary

[milos @miloslines]

is nothing sacred 💔 not my beautiful wife oxford comma