Gordy

Star Wars and Husker football interspersed with post of dogs that I run into

[Gordy @JordanShurtleff]

Its standard to root for Michigan to lose, but I almost want them to win to fuck with the systen #MICHvsPSU

[Gordy @JordanShurtleff]

This is why you don't let Texas have their own channel #KUvsTEX

[Gordy @JordanShurtleff]

Fuck the Longhorn Network!! I want to witness this! #KUvsTEX

[Gordy @JordanShurtleff]

I love Reddit #NowThisisPodracing

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Betsy DeVos Could Face Jail After Judge Rules She Violated 2018 Order on Student Loans
#LockHerUp https://t.co/LIVzVp5Uin

[Gordy @JordanShurtleff]

In case you forgot, Iowa is still flooded.

[Gordy @JordanShurtleff]

Willow is stupid photogenic, meanwhile Loki's like really?😒

[Gordy @JordanShurtleff]

Who likes Australian Shepherds? Because I love getting to see this "pack"

[Gordy @JordanShurtleff]

@Patrick01666 @Morningfiasco Gotta win small to win big. And 1 more tick in the series

[Gordy @JordanShurtleff]

I'm also bad at math now, almost 4 years. My how time flies

[Gordy @JordanShurtleff]

5 years off Twitter. I'm back!

(Even though I just forgot what email and password I used)

[FOX College Football @CFBONFOX]

NEBRASKA WINS IT!

Lane McCallum nails the 25-yard FG to move @HuskerFBnation to 4-2 on the season. 🌽🌽

[Gordy @JordanShurtleff]

Is it enough that I should he mad and annoyed....no. but I hate stupid people when I've only been awake for 1 hour

[Gordy @JordanShurtleff]

I've only been here for 10 minutes..... I don't like opening

[Gordy @JordanShurtleff]

No shit it wouldn't be a rum and coke

[Gordy @JordanShurtleff]

Oh, the concession stand sells Pepsi products only 20 feet away from? Why the fuck would I have Coke products behind the bar?

[Gordy @JordanShurtleff]

It's Sunday, and 11am, why the fuck do you need alcohol at a movie before the bar is up running?

[Gordy @JordanShurtleff]

Some days, I like to think I'm the best creeper ever. Then I think....maybe I'm a psychopath in the making. ...😁...🔪

But seriously, I worry

[Gordy @JordanShurtleff]

@spomedome how the fuck do you have star wars emojiis?

[Gordy @JordanShurtleff]

It's both funny and sad that for a student body greater than14,000, I recognize multiple people in the bookstore lines