jordan🦋

[jordan🦋 @JordanSnell17]

rather be at the #globalclimatestrike

[jordan🦋 @JordanSnell17]

10:34pm: the girl at taco bell almost hit me in the head with my $5 tripledoublecrunchwrapsupremebox and then proceeded to say
“it’s okay sometimes i want to get hit in the face with an XXL double stuffed burrito too”

[jordan🦋 @JordanSnell17]

wear something quirky of your choice underneath your gown at graduation

[rex orange county @rexorangecounty]

REX3

[CISSÉ @ogmurdaaa]

@tylerthecreator is probably the best performer i seen ☠️☠️ he still had the energy in him to do ts at the end

[jordan🦋 @JordanSnell17]

everyone please listen to @alllllid and @Lexi_Bigelow podcast

[jordan🦋 @JordanSnell17]

crying about work is a different type of hurt

[jordan🦋 @JordanSnell17]

i’ve been sleeping on 2008 taylor swift

[jordan🦋 @JordanSnell17]

while in boston harbor a boy yelled “hot girls summer” from another boat. girls, it is truly a hot girls summer

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

@brookehouts Fuck you for abusing your dog. Fuck You for trying to justify it, and fuck you for wanting any sort of sympathy. Assholes like you do not deserve to have animals. So sit in a room and go fuck yourself where you won’t hurt animals.

[jordan🦋 @JordanSnell17]

rest in peace to all the car chapsticks

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

me: i want vanilla ice cream

ben & jerry's: try this willy nilli milli vanilli

me: just regular vanilla plz

ben & jerry's: here's magilla gorilla thrilla in vanilla

me:

ben & jerry's: chillin like a villain on a vicodin pillin with a bobby bonillin window sillin vanillin

[jordan🦋 @JordanSnell17]

can someone airdrop me a hug or?

[jordan🦋 @JordanSnell17]

i see no difference?

[preston @prestovision]

the only constant in this world is the brown sugar cinnamon pop-tart

[jordan🦋 @JordanSnell17]

children act like politicians. politicians act like children.

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

just so we’re clear, that “everyone is entitled to their opinion” take works for things like putting pineapple on pizza or enjoying watching big bang theory. not so much for things like denying people basic human rights or spreading harmful misinformation