Jordan Spies

life is good never forget it.

[Jordan Spies @JordanSpies]

@LilKridda That swim suit 😍

[Jordan Spies @JordanSpies]

@TMobile Wedding supplies! #Contest #TMobileTuesdays

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

FYI there is (yet another) viral misinformation campaign going on, this time a false tweet that’s been photoshopped to look like I sent out a call for a “purge.”

Unsurprisingly it’s circulating like wildfire on FB & Twitter. This is one way death threats & targeting ramp up.

[Jordan Spies @JordanSpies]

@CourtLoren Very confused by the salt lake temple being included

[Jordan Spies @JordanSpies]

@xtinacampasino

[Jordan Spies @JordanSpies]

What’s the level of rich you have to be to surprise your S.O. with a car for Christmas?

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

oh like we’re FUCKED fucked

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

The post office is secure enough for millions of Americans to send taxes to the IRS every year, secure enough for the government to mail out $1,200 stimulus checks, secure enough to send credit cards and passports and drivers licenses... but not secure enough for ballots. Got it.

[Jordan Spies @JordanSpies]

Today is the day Facebook gives me the yearly reminder to never EVER get straight bangs again.

[Jordan Spies @JordanSpies]

@teewaht @united

[Jordan Spies @JordanSpies]

@CourtLoren Guilty

[Jordan Spies @JordanSpies]

@CourtLoren Such a sweetie! Hope you're feeling better ❤

[Chill Vibes @ChiIIVlbes]

Halloween is over. Does that mean I can put up my Christmas tree now?🎄🎁

[Jordan Spies @JordanSpies]

"I've always wanted to adopt a little African boy from China... I mean.." #goodjobmakena

[Jordan Spies @JordanSpies]

Not sure why Californians think sprinkling means drive 25mph on the freeway.

[Jordan Spies @JordanSpies]

Week of hell over 😍🍷

[Jordan Spies @JordanSpies]

#true

[Jordan Spies @JordanSpies]

"I like egg salad, I like potato salad, I don't think they need to be fucking friends" #quotesbytodd

[Jordan Spies @JordanSpies]

Time for finals week. #why

[Jordan Spies @JordanSpies]

Snow globes are my favorite things about Christmas.