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You cant fool all the people all of the time.....

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@stoolpresidente Pinocchio’s Harvard square. Best Sicilian

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@KDTrey5 David Robinson

[Nano Dimension @NanoDimensionX]

Nano Dimension's AME Technology and #REHAU Develop 3D Touch Sensor | https://t.co/qTQAey7Dic by @idtechex
"Electronics into Polymers" is the mission to make polymer products smarter by integrating electronics.
#AME #additivelymanufacturing #PE #Rehau #nanodimension

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Does anyone else feel weird when they see new Rocky #CreedTheMovie commercial and Avon Barksdale is mentoring Wallace?

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@eastmanegg where is your truck this AM?

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@SethMacFarlane Thats not funny, you're a moron.

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Cleveland desperately trying not to lose...ironically, exactly what losers do

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@LanaDelRey's Diet Mountain Dew is my favorite song of the day

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I used to want to go to the Monaco Grand Prix, then I saw coverage of Kylie Jenner and tyga there. Is nothing sacred?

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I know I'm late to the debate, but how could anyone hate on Chris Kyle? If American Sniper is even 10% accurate, that guy is a hero.

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Whoever fights @FloydMayweather next should train w/ contacts that make things appear 6-10 inches further away...#genius

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Who ever does the butt scouting for @GameOfThrones is good at his/her job.

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Two reasons #CelebrityLipsync battle should win an Emmy. 1) @MikeTyson doing "satisfaction" 2) @chrissyteigen

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@BrittMcHenry for president

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@Pharrell looks like A Shawshank Inmate tonight on @NBCTheVoice #howcanyoubesoobstuse

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More photos of you @coachella? Really?

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@dukebasketball someone fire the band manager @DukeU... win final 4 and play "every time we touch"?? Whaaaatttttt???

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Patiently awaiting a moronic sound-bite from @StephanASmith about #wisconsinbasketball 's 5 white players on the flr

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people hear the word discrimination and they start throwing a liberal hissy-fit. The Indiana Bill reduces discrimination where it matters.

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Props to @JeanDelance74 for decommitting from #OU w/ class + restraint. All minorities on team should transfer, see how many games they win