jordan. 🌙

cool as fall weather

[jordan. 🌙 @JordanSuveg]

This the one

[Carrie Wittmer 👻 @carriesnotscary]

house of the dragon season 3 episode 3 bravely depicts what it is like to be asked a question while on your period

[Kar @karlogan_]

“You wack, you twisted, your girl’s a hoe. You broke, the kid ain’t yours and everybody know.” -Lord Corlys

[CRAZY DAYS AND NIGHTS @CrazyDaysPoster]

Sunday, July 05, 2026
Blind Item #4

The Greek God network has finally been hit with a lawsuit. Wait until all the sex trafficking stuff comes out. Everyone is going to get tossed into jail and sued.

[leon alpuche @skyferrori]

the way she’s gonna film this and sell 300 variants of the wedding to milk her brainless fans dry

[CUNTRESS ★. @chevyputeado]

Yall too young, you had to fill the vape

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[kayla @mitckm]

cats looove to wait until your edible hits to start acting super weird about a specific corner of the room

[solé @layxsnv]

you better hide yo kids capri suns when i come around cause i be dirsty too

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

how do i become as lobotomized as amanda batula

[Africanize @africanize_]

🚨Cena em que Fezco e Rue aparecem juntos no último episódio de #Euphoria não foi feito por IA.

O material foi gravado há cerca de sete anos como um teste de câmera e foi resgatado especialmente para o encerramento da produção.

[Maira @maira4yo]

Once again this is the proper response when a man hits you

[Josh Wheeler @_joshuamwheeler]

My biggest takeaway from euphoria s3 is that marshawn lynch needs to be in more shows, buddy is a natural
#euphoria

[toeknee @tonypraysick]

when the edible was stronger than i thought

[the brotherhood of evil lesbians @obiwormkenobi]

genuinely mystified by the average european's idea of how climate works in america

[maggie! ☻ @BARANAVITCH]

i don't use a period tracker i just wait until i feel like michael robinavitch and then i know for sure she's on her way

[alfie @mr_tashiduncan]

jacob elordi walking off set knowing he’s finally free from that show #Euphoria

[✸ emmylou sugarbean ✸ @emxlymargaret]

another mother's day where my cats didn't get me SHIT

[hanni @hannchella]

I got sick of customers like this when there’s a huge line and I’m on the 8th hour of my shift so I started lying and making them uncomfortable back

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?