Jordan ☠️

[𝐕𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐨 @Varticoo]

This is a generational meme right there

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

@ZackPolanski We need a new frightening word for it. One that strikes fear into the heart of the British people. My suggestion?

Summer.

[Andres ROJO 👹 @Falqueismo10]

Le apuesto a España*

Los hijueputas de España hoy:

[F🍑 Jakose @Jakose21]

El 11S si el piloto hubiera sido el terrorista de Ferrán Torres

[ALL IN - AUG 30th FUCK TKO @_IraolaIndex]

7 minutes of Arsenal hate watch / head loss

Enjoy 🤣 LET IT ALL WORK OUTTTTT

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

We see things you'll never see.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

[César Azpilicueta @CesarAzpi]

Dear football,

Today, I want to share with you that this season will be my last as a professional footballer. After so many years living my dream, I feel it’s time to start a new chapter in my life.

Being honest, even though I have been preparing myself for this moment, I found it hard to write this letter. After 20 seasons , many people have played an important role in my career.

When I first kicked a ball as a child in Pamplona with my schoolmates, I never imagined the amazing journey ahead. I’m grateful for every moment: the wins, the tough losses, the challenges, and most of all, the people I’ve met and the friendships I’ve made along the way.

To my teammates, coaches, and every staff member at all the clubs I’ve been lucky to be part of, thank you for helping me grow as a person and a player every day. Wearing the shirts of CA Osasuna, Olympique Marseille, Chelsea FC, Atlético de Madrid, Sevilla FC, and representing my country at the biggest stages has been a true privilege. Every moment has meant so much to me…

[ChelseaReport @chelsreport_]

Congratulations to @FA_PGMOL on the 2025/26 title! 👏🏆

[Conn @ConnCFC]

Arsenal fans had to watch Chelsea win the PL five times, win the CL twice, complete Europe and win the club World Cup to complete football.

Let our little brothers have one season to celebrate

[Dobson 🦋 @ByDobson]

Congratulations Arsenal, the worst, most boring, most pathetic premier league champions of all time

[Jonty @CarefreeJonty]

No congratulations from me. Call me salty all you want. By far the worst team to win the league, aided drastically by VAR and PGMOL. Fuck Arsenal 👍🏻

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 OFFICIAL: Xabi Alonso, unveiled and confirmed as new a Chelsea manager. 🔵👋🏼

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team.

The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge.

Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!

[Jordan ☠️ @JordanTReid97]

Thank fuck 🙌

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea have decided to SACK Liam Rosenior with immediate effect.

It’s OVER after 4 months, and 5 consecutive defeats with 0 goals scored. ❌

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea have decided to SACK Liam Rosenior with immediate effect.

It’s OVER after 4 months, and 5 consecutive defeats with 0 goals scored. ❌

[Jordan ☠️ @JordanTReid97]

Some Quadruple fae Arsenal 🫡

[Reece James @ReeceJames]

2006 a kid arrived at Chelsea with a dream in his heart, boots too big for his feet, but belief from the start. Fast forward to 2026, still wearing the same blue shirt with the same fire inside. This club raised me, shaped me, and gave me a place to call home. Through every game, every battle, every lesson I’ve grown. Now the journey rolls on, the dream still true. Extended till 2032… and still bleeding blue.

[Jordan ☠️ @JordanTReid97]

Fuck Jorgensen the useless wank

[Jordan ☠️ @JordanTReid97]

VVD couldn’t lace JT’s boots

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

😱 "You're saying he's better than John Terry?!"

😱 "If I had a choice out of john Terry & Virgil I'm picking Virgil!"

Jamie O'Hara was stunned by Jermaine Pennant's claim that Virgil Van Dijk is a better player than John Terry