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[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Walmart underpays employees so much that they qualify for food stamps & then their employees buy groceries at Walmart, thereby putting their employees in poverty while profiting off of it & then get a TAX CREDIT for hiring a person on food stamps.

Diabolical

[Men Being Awful @pinkcels]

Because this is who men actually are.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Salmonella in the eggs.
Flesh-eating screwworms in the meat.
Diarrhea lettuce.
Smoke in the air.
Forever chemicals in the soil.
Data center pollution in our water.
Handing Saudi Arabia nuclear technology.
A war over a strait that was already open.
$5 gas.
Expensive groceries.
Skyrocketing healthcare costs.
Crushing utility bills.

Are we great yet?

[nyara @nyaraVT]

You freaks consider free healthcare, affordable housing and earning a liveable wage “communism.”

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Sounds like some shit a pedophile would do.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

Anyone who votes no on this probably should not be an elected official.

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

Does anyone else ever stop to think that maybe addiction is so rampant in America because we’ve created an unbearable reality for so many people

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How it feels to be extremely self-aware of what you’re doing, yet still keep repeating the same self-destructive patterns

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

It’s very craży that 70-80 year olds are generally seen as unemployable due to physical and mental decline BUT we're allowing them to run our ENTIRE country.

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[purple🍃✨ @doseofpurple_]

George Orwell worried that a shrinking vocabulary would eventually produce a shrinking range of thought.

It is difficult to think a nuanced thought with a blunt language.

[Holly 🇺🇸🦅 @Msdesignerlady]

🧵I hope, everyone understands what he is doing by destroying these original archival documents.

[autist @litteralyme0]

started using my own money and realised my mum was right, we do have food at home

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

anyone wanna come over? i’m making pillsbury glass bread, parasite lettuce caesar salad, and screwworm steak for dinner 💕

[kar @bustitopen420]

the air quality sucks, the food gives you explosive diarrhea, we have no public transport, medical care is unaffordable, they’re tearing down forests to build AI data centers and I still have to clock in for work

[Drew Fox 🦊 @DrewFoxingt0n]

Yes!!! There was definitely a time when a woman wanting this was seen as naggy and “marriage is just a piece of paper” then once women started coming out saying they don’t want it now all of a sudden every man is a family man who wants 10 kids lmao

[🌸💕 @BasedMistress_]

I remember a time when men hated women who openly wanted marriage and children. They were too much pressure and wanted too much. Men clamored around the “cool easygoing” women who weren’t obsessed with babies and trapping men into marriage, but somewhere something shifted

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

You left out the part where the bill merges the U.S. military with Israel’s military, you treasonous bastards.

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

I smoke a shit ton of weed because my brain is a haunted mansion with wifi, childhood trauma, 294 open tabs, and an ongoing jukebox that won’t stop playing the same 7 seconds of a god damn song.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Yes, I do think anyone who works 8–9 hours a day should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with their paycheck alone, no matter what job they do. That's kind of the whole point of having a freaking job, and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.