Khaleesi

BE NICE 🦋

[Khaleesi @JordanTurmaine_]

Call your mother right now and tell her you love her, bc postpartum is a bitch

[Khaleesi @JordanTurmaine_]

@kaillyroman ♥️♥️♥️

[Khaleesi @JordanTurmaine_]

@ValeriaEscobar_ Lmaooo nooootttt a chance 😂

[Khaleesi @JordanTurmaine_]

How does one give birth during a hurricane?

[Khaleesi @JordanTurmaine_]

@wiindsey Lol I’m not in active labor, but I’ve been dialating since last week so it could happen any time now

[Khaleesi @JordanTurmaine_]

@wiindsey All my stars are aligning lmao

[Khaleesi @JordanTurmaine_]

My cats have tons of toys to play with that just sit in the corner, but my HAIR TIES.. a WHOLE other story

[Khaleesi @JordanTurmaine_]

You know what’s crazy? People working until they’re 65 and calling that a life.

[Zara Larsson @zaralarsson]

Please tell me when theres ever a need for anyone to own a weapon designed for war, designed to kill as many people as possible, as fast as possible and then call it "a right".

[Khaleesi @JordanTurmaine_]

I cannot wait to hold this baby in my arms and see his cute little face with his cute little fingers and his cute little toes

[Khaleesi @JordanTurmaine_]

@cheyenneerr 5

[Khaleesi @JordanTurmaine_]

First night sleeping without jordy by my side in over a year, Already missing my hubby

[Khaleesi @JordanTurmaine_]

@annathe_great @Maaripapini Depends on the bride and if she’s paying for all the dresses for her bridesmaids, and if the bride plans on paying for everything for her bachelorette party.. (flights/ hotel/ drinks/ club/ etc)

[Khaleesi @JordanTurmaine_]

@laurenlines @Maaripapini Lmaooo you DAMN right

[Khaleesi @JordanTurmaine_]

Lauren is a fucking slave