Jordan Ulmer

Go Hawks 🐤🐤

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

There really aren’t any rules. You just go to court. If it fails, go to court again until a judge says you’re all set.

Want a 7th year?

Sure

Broke rules?

Ahhhh, it’s fine.

There AREN’T any rules.

[Nelson Brands @nelson_brands]

And three $5 bets on Iowa Football got me BANNED???

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 JUST IN — Thomas Massie concedes the race:

“I would've come out sooner, but I had to call my opponent and concede.”

“And it took a while to find Ed Gallrein in Tel Aviv.”

That line is going to detonate across Washington.

Massie just turned his concession speech into a missile aimed directly at the flood of outside money and foreign policy influence that consumed this race.

The most expensive House primary in U.S. history ends with one final message:

This wasn’t just Kentucky voting.

This was the political establishment making an example out of someone who refused to fall in line.

[Thomas Massie for Congress @MassieforKY]

Please help me fight back in this moment.
https://t.co/r10M5btnhD

[🦆 B1G Duck Energy 🦆 @B1GDuckEnergyy]

Losing to Iowa

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

The first version of the Big Beautiful Bill defunded sex changes for minors. But the final version that everyone but me voted for, in fact the version that Donald Trump signed, put all of that money back in!

[Space Ape @EatDaBugs]

🚨 THOMAS MASSIE just said what MILLIONS are thinking out loud:

"When I endorsed him, I thought we wouldn't have a new war."

"I thought we would get warrants for FISA."

"I thought that MAHA would be front and center at HHS with Bobby Kennedy there."

"I thought we would end our involvement in the war in Ukraine."

"I thought we would release all the Epstein files and indict some of those SOBs."

"Those are all the things I'm still fighting for."

The ONLY guy in DC who actually MEANT it.

No new wars. Audit the spies. Release the files.

Don't tread on Massie. 🦍 🟧

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

Rep. Thomas Massie says glyphosate is sprayed on ripe wheat to dry it before harvest.

He says the crop is one step away from bread when it is hit with poison.

Europe banned it, but Washington still allows it.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🚨🇺🇸 Rep. Thomas Massie just told Tucker that 95% of the $10 million being spent to defeat him in his Kentucky Republican primary is coming from the Israeli lobby.

His named donors: AIPAC, the Republican Jewish Coalition, Miriam Adelson, Paul Singer, and John Paulson, funneled through a PAC called "MAGA Kentucky" that Massie says "is neither MAGA nor Kentucky."

Massie used to win his primaries by 75 to 81 point blowouts.

Now he might lose.

His sin? Voting against more wars and more foreign aid.

American seats shouldn't be bought from outside Kentucky, let alone outside America.

@TuckerCarlson @RepThomasMassie

[Joe Tipton @JoeTipton]

NEWS: Saint Mary’s 7-foot-3 transfer center Andrew McKeever has committed to Iowa, he told @On3.

The sophomore big man averaged 8.2 points, 9.2 rebounds, and 1.8 assists in 23 minutes per game.

https://t.co/bzhOfHwG3s

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: A Ninth scientist linked to secret US space and nuclear programs dies with no cause of death listed.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Tenth person linked to top-secret U.S. nuclear research has disappeared without a trace, per Daily Mail.

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

They called us crazy for saying Trump thinks he’s King. As it turns out, he thinks he’s God.

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: President Donald Trump says gas prices could be lower by the midterms or maybe a little higher who knows

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇱🇧🇮🇱 A 13-year-old girl was filming herself walking with her dad in Beirut yesterday.

Bunny ears filter. Hearts. Smiling.

Seconds later she's screaming "Daddy!" as Israeli strikes explode around them.

Her father pulled her into a building.

He was picking her up from basketball practice.

Their home in southern Lebanon was already destroyed.

Now they've fled Beirut too.

If videos like this don't equally make your blood boil and break your heart, you're not human.

Source: NBC News

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Trump fucked up his war so bad he’s trying to change the subject back to Epstein.

[Shawn Ryan @ShawnRyan762]

Ceasefire's barely 24 hours old, and Israel (our greatest ally) is already blowing it up, literally. Largest coordinated strike on Lebanon since the war began.
But sure, another masterclass in negotiation from the guy who threatened to wipe out an entire civilization the day before.
Stable genius stuff.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨Tucker Carlson just went off on Trump on Easter morning.

The full statement:

“No decent person mocks other people’s religions. You mock other people’s faith — you mock the idea of faith itself. We are not God. Only if you think you are do you talk this way.”

“This is not a mockery of Islam. This is a mockery of Christianity. To send a tweet with the F word on Easter morning promising the murder of civilians and then saying ‘praise be to Allah’ — you are mocking every other Christian and me.”

“That is evil. That is an intentional desecration of beauty and truth — which is the definition of evil.”

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

33,000 military veterans are currently homeless.