Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

She not from Dimmsdale, but she gone give me dimmadome

[fries.eth @EdiLayneII]

I see why they always turnt on Harry! They be sippin on that Henny

[The time thief @kittchinn]

You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about

[The time thief @kittchinn]

Makin holiday turkey for my new girl 😍😈✅

Stuffing the turkey 🦃✅

Realize that my watch got stuck in the turkey 🙈⌚✅

Lookin inside the turkey for my watch 👀✅

The turkey gets stuck on my head✅

My new girl walks in my apartment and screams ✅

it’s Christmas season 🔥

[The time thief @kittchinn]

Not responding to Leo Groarke's Happy Holidays email as an act of resistance 😤😤

[phil @warmfourloko]

i know my profile pic is an anteater drinking a glass of wine but please give me a chance

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Dad this was your dream not mine

[GUAP @guapdad4000]

With consent ***

[Oz @The_RealOscar]

God bless this woman

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

gonna tell my kids this was me

[J.A. aka Kunte’s kid @TheEyeOfJA]

Absolutely screaming

[jame$ @j4mesjoss]

if even a single person at my funeral doesn’t kiss me on the lips i’ll wake up and try again

[Boog @Mgonz024]

Gang shit

[Dizz✨ @dizzle_757]

BRUHHH😭😭😭😂😂😂

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Napa. Her favorite park is closed for renovations today. All the other parks just aren’t the same. 14/10

[eric curtin @_ericcurtin]

this fucked me up...