Jordan Werner

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[Jordan Werner @JordanWerner14]

The utter disrespect I feel on a daily basis is way beyond what anyone should ever feel.

[Jordan Werner @JordanWerner14]

Want to thank @ZacEfron for making Down To Earth! It’s amazing and honestly life changing! Everyone needs to watch this!!!

[Jordan Werner @JordanWerner14]

I just want @littlecaesars breadsticks! But the closest one is 55 miles away 😭😭😭

[Jordan Werner @JordanWerner14]

Will someone please step up to my level?!?

[Jordan Werner @JordanWerner14]

Day 4 of NyQuil:
No longer has control of my consciousness.
Will still have hangover tomorrow morning though 🙄🙄

[Jordan Werner @JordanWerner14]

🤯🤯

[Jordan Werner @JordanWerner14]

I love and will choose this sun and heat any day but thank god for central AC🙌🙌

[Jordan Werner @JordanWerner14]

Anyone else gonna sleep like a baby with this warm spring rain breeze coming through the window?? #Goodnight💤

[Jordan Werner @JordanWerner14]

You don’t know my pain. You don’t know my struggle. I will never broadcast my problems. So when you go and throw your pity party, best believe I will not be attending.

[Jordan Werner @JordanWerner14]

I seriously despise living in small town. And YES I would move if I had the means to

[Jordan Werner @JordanWerner14]

Somedays you just need comfort food. Today is one of those days

[Jordan Werner @JordanWerner14]

People don’t like messy

[Jordan Werner @JordanWerner14]

Torturing myself with romcoms for another lovely Saturday night 💔😢

[Jordan Werner @JordanWerner14]

I wanna do so many things in my life. When will I grow up???

[Jordan Werner @JordanWerner14]

@_clh_22

[Jordan Werner @JordanWerner14]

I’m so past done right now. I was barely keeping my shit together on a normal day. I’m not sure there’s gonna be much left after all this

[Jordan Werner @JordanWerner14]

@machinegunkelly 👏👏 exactly!

[Jordan Werner @JordanWerner14]

Anyone wanna trade being bored at home with their kids with being a nurse right now?? I can make it happen 💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️

[Jordan Werner @JordanWerner14]

Besides the obvious (not spreading the virus), what are the consequences of not closing a business or staying in “quarantine”?? Like legally?? Anyone think of that??

[Jordan Werner @JordanWerner14]

There hasn’t been a successful season since the craziness that was Colton’s season...#sendhelp to #TheBachelor