Jordan Wiklund

Writer. Editor. Father. Curler. Find work @pank, @fourthgenre, @Brevitymag, and elsewhere. Acquiring editor at Quarto.

[Jordan Wiklund @JordanWiklund]

RIP, Eddie Van Halen. Long may you shred among the polyvinyl chloride cock mics in the sky. @hobartpulp once published a piece of mine about seeing Eddie, Diamond Dave, and the wild aftermath of our friendships, families and concerts: https://t.co/HZcJKbbPuq

#EVH #jump

[Jordan Wiklund @JordanWiklund]

@costcodogsol @costcodogsol yo I'm a journalist diggin' into the Costco dog culture, please explain to me what this is re: solana, crypto, the movement, etc. Cheers

[March Second Chanceness 2025 @marchxness]

No easy games in March Danceness; Britney better not show up out of shape.

[Jordan Wiklund @JordanWiklund]

The best corner of the internet is back
marchxness: GAMMMMEEEEE ONNNNN PEOPLE https://t.co/vYlLxOnh4l

[Jordan Wiklund @JordanWiklund]

@stupease @MNUFC As many as you ask me to! Same for Twinzzzzzz

[Jordan Wiklund @JordanWiklund]

@we_the_legion assignment complete

[Jordan Wiklund @JordanWiklund]

@BennCEO Hi Paul - I'd love to chat about the resurgence of Steak & Ale; I live two miles from the Bursnville site and write for a global B2B foodservice company (https://t.co/9va08biAF1). Please let me know - love to attend the opening, get some inside intel!

[Jordan Wiklund @JordanWiklund]

Always look forward to more @Gavlebocken content

[Leah Litman @LeahLitman]

HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO OBSERVE

[Jordan Wiklund @JordanWiklund]

This is incredible! Thanks @Jabrwcky for that Northland focus.

[Jordan Wiklund @JordanWiklund]

It's a long road to the middle and an early playoff loss in fantasy. Let's get to it - 0-1, here we come.

[Jordan Wiklund @JordanWiklund]

Cannot wait. Looks like my Predator Party of 2014 is even more justified.

[Ander Monson @angermonsoon]

Even the sort-of Terminator knows PREDATOR: a MEMOIR is out today from @GraywolfPress! Get to da bookstore!!!

[Jordan Wiklund @JordanWiklund]

@StPauliGrrrl bahahahah no worries. It's all worked out, like a subpoena before a search.

[Jordan Wiklund @JordanWiklund]

I'd also like to thank @StPauliGrrrl for stealing my #curling squad. Who wants to do the curling Friday night?!

[March Second Chanceness 2025 @marchxness]

LOTTERY TIME

[Jordan Wiklund @JordanWiklund]

@marchxness let's gooooooooooooooooo

[Jordan Wiklund @JordanWiklund]

@StPauliGrrrl @LorelShea As new curlers, you know, in some ways you're a lot like me; you're just a dude on the ice tryna break free.

Just outside sheet 8. Threw down a few burners and then moved on with our lives.

[Jordan Wiklund @JordanWiklund]

Final match of the curling season tonight; got the lyrics to John Parr's "St. Elmo's Fire" queued up for the boys. They will not be prepared.

[Jordan Wiklund @JordanWiklund]

@StPauliGrrrl @LorelShea I got the other team in on it too; slowed it down, changed up a few lyrics for curling. It must have worked because we won 11-0.

Play the curling; you know you can't until it's won.

[Jordan Wiklund @JordanWiklund]

This was the greatest news I've heard in quite some time. Subscribe or die since '07.

[The Believer @believermag]

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