Jordan Xiques

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Funnier than any parody 🤣🤣

[BLAIRE WHITE @BlaireWhite]

Voting for Kamala after living under Biden is like shitting your pants and changing your shirt.

[Jordan Xiques @JordanXiques]

@crazygoalie29 That’s what I’m saying, the only people you’re reaching to while promoting ltbgq stuff is just going to give the people that don’t like it fuel to fight, the rest of us don’t care

[Jordan Xiques @JordanXiques]

@Rambo55u Whenever I get nervous I break out arm circles because there’s nothing that can prepare you better

[Jordan Xiques @JordanXiques]

@Rambo55u Any pre lift arm circles tho?

[Jordan Xiques @JordanXiques]

@Blackkk_727 You just got off FaceTime with lies

[Jordan Xiques @JordanXiques]

@Blackkk_727 @tpatt76 This man finally called me back two days later at 10:30 am and said his grandma is calling he would call me back, still haven’t heard from him SMH he cut off

[Jordan Xiques @JordanXiques]

@tpatt76 @Blackkk_727 We got off the phone at 3:47 and he said he was on the game and would call me right back when it ended, but his snaps show him at the bar.. he’s cut off

[Jordan Xiques @JordanXiques]

@DylanSBaird @Blackkk_727 I wouldn’t even want the invite at this point, it’s time to cut him off Dylan

[Jordan Xiques @JordanXiques]

@Blackkk_727 It’s your support that matters to me, thanks man

[Jordan Xiques @JordanXiques]

@Blackkk_727 SMH you can’t hang 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Jordan Xiques @JordanXiques]

@Blackkk_727 I forgot to keep my toothbrush and toothpaste in my bed give me some lenience

[Tampa Bay Lightning @TBLightning]

SIGNED. SEALED. DELIVERED. ⚡️

WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE #STANLEYCUP PLAYOFFS!!!!!

[Jordan Xiques @JordanXiques]

@Blackkk_727 You don’t need no wtr when you got them waves 💯 frfr on god

[Jordan Xiques @JordanXiques]

@TBLightning @AdventHealth Sergachev #LightningStrikes

[Jordan Xiques @JordanXiques]

@ACR3597 Dude I know you should try going to a steakhouse it’s even more

[Jordan Xiques @JordanXiques]

@TBLightning @AdventHealth Pat Maroon #LightningStrikes

[Jordan Xiques @JordanXiques]

@TBLightning @AdventHealth Victor Hedman #LightningStrikes