Jordan Xu

Im pretty tame like that....ya heard! Yissh. I'm a twritter advocating mediocrity. And a pacifist. And burger lover. And a dog lover. And syntax prone typer.

[Jordan Xu @JordanYef]

@finkd let’s make Whatsapp Project app for project management. I’ll lead. 💪🏻💫

[Jordan Xu @JordanYef]

#sega as a father of a 7yo boy, you failed miserably on Knuckles series. This should be called Wade’s World of Bowling Championship w cameo of Knuckles. Get it together! #SonicAdventure #KnucklesSeries

[Jordan Xu @JordanYef]

@Golden season 4 warriors. Lets go! @netflix

[Jordan Xu @JordanYef]

I just saw a monkey filing someone’s nail on Tiktok. In my days we had to wait for American funniest video show to air to see this. Keep Tiktok ok America!

[Jordan Xu @JordanYef]

I literally don’t care much about politics. But you have got to seize fire in Gaza.

[Jordan Xu @JordanYef]

If Evergrande didn’t do anything to the world, SVB ordeal is nothing. I say, we’re in the clear.

[Jordan Xu @JordanYef]

@tim_cook nobody is suing you for not incorporating Bahasa Indonesia language in iOS? Its only been at least 20yrs. #update

[Jordan Xu @JordanYef]

@SimuLiu That’s very good. Can you underwriter my M&A? 👍🏻

[Jordan Xu @JordanYef]

https://t.co/uT3SLEvClP human understanding #higherdimensions

[Jordan Xu @JordanYef]

@SimuLiu Im an Xu can my son audition for Xu Shang Chi as in the real Xu?

[Jordan Xu @JordanYef]

If all players are healthy, #washingtonwizards is definitely a deep team this season. #DC #NBA #EasternConference #hoop

[Jordan Xu @JordanYef]

Che guevero is quarter Irish says @jimcramer LOLOL love em Irish! They warriors.

[Jordan Xu @JordanYef]

https://t.co/XZdYgtuWxU to gun owners; just get other hobbies you dumb fuck.

[Jordan Xu @JordanYef]

@JoeBiden you are very capable of doing more about this gun, and put a stop to this infant killings. Just don’t run for another term, and take one for the team (read people). Do it!

[Jordan Xu @JordanYef]

The #warriors being #warriors go dub. Just like that.

[Jordan Xu @JordanYef]

Jessica and Jennifer aren’t mutant? 🤔

[The Potate @Rowdy__One]

@GailSimone THIS is how you tell me I've barely read any non-mutant Marvel books??

In my limited experience of non-mutants, I'd probably have to pick either Jessica Jones or Jennifer Walters

[Jordan Xu @JordanYef]

Is it just me or #tmobile #5G sucks? Slow af!

[Jordan Xu @JordanYef]

@JHarden13 I do have newfound respect to @JHarden13 when he started with @BrooklynNets he’s a team player. Very bro bro 😎

[Jordan Xu @JordanYef]

#StarWarsVisions the starwars as it should be. 10/10.

[Jordan Xu @JordanYef]

#ShangChi is truly the pinnacle of tipping point that opens myriad of more to come for Asian representation in Hollywood. #徐家 take it from a family member Xu Shang Chi is a must see!

[Rotten Tomatoes 🍅 @RottenTomatoes]

#ShangChi and the Legend of the Ten Rings is #CertifiedFresh at 92% on the #Tomatometer. https://t.co/7aRRibDXTh