Jordan Zahn

Sara Lee’s Strawberry Cheesecake Enthusiast #emaw #chiefskingdom #Royals

[Jordan Zahn @JordanZahn15]

Who the hell is this Mahomes guy and why are we paying him half a billion dollars

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Record deal: The Chiefs are adding two years to Patrick Mahomes’ contract, tying him to Kansas City through the 2033 season at a value of $504.75 million, making it the first NFL deal valued at over a half-billion dollars, per @RapSheet and me.

Equity Sports CEO Chris Cabott, and Chiefs GM Brett Veach and his staff, put the finishing touches on the landmark agreement today.

[Jordan Zahn @JordanZahn15]

@barstoolsports Can we talk about the beautiful scorebug????

[spor @sporadica]

my entire timeline now is just two German dudes here for the World Cup experiencing America in all its normal beauty and it’s truly the greatest thing to ever happen to my feed

[Jordan Zahn @JordanZahn15]

If McDonald’s has a million customers, I am one of them

If McDonald’s has 100 customers, I am one of them

If McDonald’s has 1 customers, it is me

If McDonald’s has 0 customers, I have died

If the world is against McDonald’s, I am against the world

[ABC News @ABC]

McDonald's is rolling out major changes as it looks to lure back customers.

"What You Need to Know" is now streaming on @DisneyPlus: https://t.co/QQtCocCDNc…

[Jordan Zahn @JordanZahn15]

Can I get a Boomer Sooner?

[Anna Lulis @annamlulis]

This child, with an extra chromosome, is valuable and worthy of life.

[Jordan Zahn @JordanZahn15]

@Royals @kcroyalstv Can we vote to remove our manager?

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

61,667 Men make a choice each month. June is Men’s Mental Health Awareness Month. Life is better with you here. Bro to bro, Love you 💙.

[Jordan Zahn @JordanZahn15]

@Royals Im locked back in

[Peter Burns @PeterBurnsESPN]

NCAA Baseball Regionals might be the closest thing to heaven

[Karl Townes Van Zandt @Karl_Townes]

Idk how to explain it, but college baseball feels like one of the last college sports to have that real “college” feel to it.

[Jordan Zahn @JordanZahn15]

Im not kidding when I say this. College Baseball tournament > March Madness

[Jordan Zahn @JordanZahn15]

@KSUWindbreaker @Ronnie2K Meow meow WHO

[Derek Young @DerekYoungKSO]

First one of the day is a big one for Kansas State. Four-star OL Brayden Harris has committed to the Wildcats.

https://t.co/bGAsUDrSyv

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

A crown for every achievement.

[Jordan Zahn @JordanZahn15]

@nicekicks @nicedrops @Nike @Royals Doing everything but winning ball games!

[Jordan Zahn @JordanZahn15]

@Royals Are we back?

[Jordan Zahn @JordanZahn15]

@kirawontmiss Common sense isn’t so common anymore

[Jordan Zahn @JordanZahn15]

@Royals @kcroyalstv @Noahcameron05 Surely we scored at least a run in this great outing!

[Jordan Zahn @JordanZahn15]

Cags gets screwed so much. Just hits it right to someone