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[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

What a day for getting absolutely wankered in a PUB

[Jord @Jordan_Cort]

Need a trim so bad, @RoryTheButcher sort a video tutorial out for the less talented

[Jord @Jordan_Cort]

@RoryTheButcher Right back into 2012

[Jord @Jordan_Cort]

@RoryTheButcher Eviction notice terms that is

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Sorry I haven’t put out new music for a while. Waiting till my balls drop.

[Chabuddy G @CHABUDDYGEEZY]

I can sell anything m8 I can sell vater to a well and halal meat to the EDL.

[Chabuddy G @CHABUDDYGEEZY]

Aka Aqva man

[Phil Gordon @Philgordon10]

Never seen someone in so much pain drinking a pint ahhahahahahahha

[Jord @Jordan_Cort]

@RoryHowee Would be very suprised if that actually turns up, pilots are always striking!

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

No. Even when we do it, it looks stupid.

[Chris @chriscanningg]

Jamie Oliver

[cam @camblack43]

not too sure what’s going on in motherwell

[Jord @Jordan_Cort]

Defintely don’t look 22 if i just got id’d for RedBull 🙃

[Luke Kilburn @lukekilly]

Another belter from Facebook😭😭😭

[Jord @Jordan_Cort]

Had my new van two days and someone has already assholed into the back of it 🙃

[Jord @Jordan_Cort]

It’s the stuff of dreams #eng

[Jon Pigeon @PigeonJon]

IT'S COMING HOME!

IT'S FUCKING COMING HOME!

IT'S FUCKING COMING FUCKING HOME!

Trying not to panic.