Jordan Elford

[Jordan Elford @Jordan_Elford]

@JeremyClarkson what a monumental bell end

[Jordan Elford @Jordan_Elford]

@TheLadBible bit awkward.. Road tax isn't there to cover road repairs.. That's local council tax #uneducated

[Jordan Elford @Jordan_Elford]

@VickstaNorts @Lee_Tollervey88 broad, lady, wench, gash... It's all the same haha

[Jordan Elford @Jordan_Elford]

@VickstaNorts @Lee_Tollervey88 oh I see? Have you developed a penis?

[Jordan Elford @Jordan_Elford]

@VickstaNorts yeh we went and had a look today it's all ready :) just got to have a final clean! Aww thank you.. I've got it all sorted thou

[Jordan Elford @Jordan_Elford]

@VickstaNorts don't I look a twat now! Hey guess what? We move on Friday :)

[Jordan Elford @Jordan_Elford]

@VickstaNorts dam, rave

[Jordan Elford @Jordan_Elford]

@VickstaNorts do they have a race after now??

[Jordan Elford @Jordan_Elford]

@WhatTheFFacts bullshit

[Jordan Elford @Jordan_Elford]

@VickstaNorts I took this photo... True story

[Jordan Elford @Jordan_Elford]

@VickstaNorts me Gaffney and Beppe are close friends

[Jordan Elford @Jordan_Elford]

@VickstaNorts I thought you had abbreviated Dean Gaffney

[Jordan Elford @Jordan_Elford]

@UKVolkswagen Apparently on my last service your technicians changed the oil filter? What do you reckon?

[Jordan Elford @Jordan_Elford]

@VickstaNorts so is my mum and @JoTollervey 👍

[Jordan Elford @Jordan_Elford]

@VickstaNorts as Scott mills would say.... WHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Jordan Elford @Jordan_Elford]

@TheLadBible attention Sikher

[Jordan Elford @Jordan_Elford]

@jaminflint yeh it's not like ur applying forrer job ay kid

[Jordan Elford @Jordan_Elford]

@jaminflint haha yeh and then you'll look and they will have the wrong use of you're in a status

[Jordan Elford @Jordan_Elford]

@jaminflint it's funny when it's done as a joke though I think.. When executed right it makes me chuckle

[Jordan Elford @Jordan_Elford]

@clairejt @dapperlaughs because she is #moist