Jordan

just here for a good time

[Jordan @Jordan_Flohrr]

I'm a simple man, I see dog, I pet dog

[Jordan @Jordan_Flohrr]

@Vencsi_ @TorkieTweets Can you explain what evoergo means? I tried reading the explanation on the website but am still a little confused

[SoaR Zelta @SoaRZelta]

MW2 Remastered is incredible, you guys are in for a treat next week :)

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

cheating on your partner then coming home to them & looking them in their eyes telling them you love them is a whole different level of disrespect. I said what I said.

[ari @technicoluor]

toasted cinnamon sugar swirl bagel with whipped honey almond cream cheese. if any of you even care.

[redux @lycragun]

Ruining an 11 year old’s birthday because I just lost 4k and can’t stop sobbing in the Halo Fireteam Raven booth

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

how your cat sees himself when he hasn't eaten in almost an hour

[Dame @4inWhipCrasher]

a sensible person with actual respect for others

[fresh @fauxfresh]

Whole time it’s really just one nigga chatting, 2 reading and ignoring and the other 1 we not even sure if he alive fr

[TeamSpeak @teamspeak]

We lost to this...

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"Imma just wake up early and do it then"

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[s @serotonen]

saying "i hate life" when things go wrong

-self-deprecating
-depressing
-makes you sad

saying "wait im goated" when things go wrong

-motivating
-stating facts
-reminds you that you are goated

[❄️🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @xthtb]

Comparison is the thief of joy

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Stop calling your busy friends fake we aren’t 16 anymore people have responsibilities

[Raul @RaulOnDaRun]

ITS HAPPENING

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

this news just hit me like an uppercut from mike tyson💔