Jordan

lost in the sauce. We’re going GALFING

[Jordan @Jordan_Green25]

@MikeyOver1 Well if you knew anything about your “profession” you would know he has to pay his entire team from that contract,, not just his payroll you clown.

[Matthew Kobach @mkobach]

A lot of people misunderstanding that Pat McAfee isn’t even an ESPN employee.

ESPN licenses his show. That means the $60m goes to his production company and employees as well.

[Jordan @Jordan_Green25]

@benpearlgolf And Trent “from Iowa” 🤣 these dudes suck sometimes

[Jeff Smith @JeffSmithGolf]

According to @TheOpen & @RandA’s own Player Code of Conduct: PGA TOUR’s Rory McIlroy should be penalized for public criticism of fellow competitor Bryson DeChambeau of LIV Golf. This was a clear violation of sportsmanship never seen in a major championship.

[Dustin Taylor ⌚️ @DustinT_NBA]

It’s wild to me that the golfer who consistently throws clubs, speeds off in anger around pedestrians when he loses, and steals fan’s phones is the media darling.

I get why people don’t like Bryson, but if you like Rory you’re choosing to ignore a lot.

[Zambo @zamboughnuts]

Oops, Justin Thomas very clearly rakes behind his lie in the rough too, then steps behind his ball. Another 2 stroke penalty the R&A has to assess.

[Jordan @Jordan_Green25]

#EXPAND

[Tim Peel @TimCPeel20]

Love listening to @chambleebrandel the guy who left his wife while she was pregnant with their 2nd child. 🙈

[Tim Peel @TimCPeel20]

Love listening to @chambleebrandel the guy who left his wife while she was pregnant with their 2nd child. 🙈

[Jordan @Jordan_Green25]

@Daniel_Rapaport Rory continues to be a baby backed bitch about everything. What about his drop in the 24’ US OPEN? You should ask him his thoughts on that “drop” he took. Rory needs a new PR team

[Jordan @Jordan_Green25]

@DueittHowie With a grip like that @Costco gloves are your only option 🤣 they’re honestly really solid for the price. Sometimes SUS Velcro but I like them.

[Crazy Moments @Crazymoments01]

"This is Marcus, a Marine Corps veteran who served in Fallujah from 2007 to 2009. Home eight years, he still gets night terrors every single night - waking up screaming three to four times before sunrise. His girlfriend moved into the spare bedroom two years ago out of safety.

His VA therapist recommended a trained PTSD service dog. The waitlist: four years. The cost: $35,000 he didn't have. So six months ago, Marcus adopted Duke, a five-year-old chocolate Lab, from the county shelter - surrendered because his last owner said he was "too needy at night."

The first week Duke came home, Marcus had a 3 AM nightmare. Duke jumped onto the bed unasked and laid his full 90 pounds across Marcus's chest - deep pressure therapy.

Marcus woke up without screaming for the first time in years, found Duke staring at him, and cried holding him.

Now Duke does this automatically, every single night, the moment Marcus shows the first signs. His therapist reviewed the bedroom camera footage and said: "Duke is performing textbook deep pressure therapy for nightmare interruption. That's exactly what we train $35,000 service dogs to do. He's doing it instinctively."

The "too needy" behavior that got Duke returned to the shelter is the exact trait saving Marcus's life every night. One shelter's reject is one veteran's lifeline.

[Jordan @Jordan_Green25]

Not one of these things could beat their way out of a wet paper bag 🤣😭☠️

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

DSA: "The most important thing we can do is take America down from within"

[Mark Allan Bovair @markallanbovair]

Hilarious watching travel ball families spend a couple grand to travel 800 miles to play some mediocre teams when there's about 20 mediocre teams within 25 miles that they could play for free on any given weekend.

[Josh Brown @RhubarbBrown]

Some hot blonde chick who doesn’t know ball is going to steal this genius’ job.

[Nebraska Section PGA @NebraskaPGA]

HOLE-IN-ONE FOR AN ALBATROSS! 🚨

Omaha’s Tommy Kelley aces the par 4 - 7th during the final round of our @pinnbankgolf Nebraska Qualifier.

⛳️ No. 7 at Highlands Golf Course
🏌️‍♂️ 3 Iron from 311 Yards

Congrats, Tommy! 👏

[Jordan @Jordan_Green25]

@replies_guy @RiggsBarstool Needs to move up about two sets of tees 🤣🤣🤣

[Obsolete Sony @ObsoleteSony]

In 2013, $299.99 got you a GTA V disc and an actual PS3.

[Jordan @Jordan_Green25]

@acaseofthegolf1 Start winning majors Mr. Monday 😉

[Jordan @Jordan_Green25]

@Im_A_harndog @TimGavrich This part of reporting they often like to leave out… wonder why ?

[Jordan @Jordan_Green25]

@Smuphy Ozempic changing his voice 🙀